veni, vidi, vici

shani; xxii, she/her, enfp, slytherin, rper, kind of an asshole tbh

[debbie-sketch]

Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season 

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[summerhatern1]

“My parents… are dead” OMG

[kingofthewilderwest]

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

[valyrianpoem]

asoiaf & got characters // pt. XIX - Daenerys Targaryen (ver. I, ver. II, ver. III, ver. IV, ver. V)

“It seems to me that a queen who trusts no one is as foolish as a queen who trusts everyone. Every man I take into my service is a risk, I understand that, but how am I to win the Seven Kingdoms without such risks? Am I to conquer Westeros with one exile knight and three Dothraki bloodriders?” His jaw set stubbornly. “Your path is dangerous, I will not deny that. But if you blindly trust in every liar and schemer who crosses it, you will end as your brothers did.”

[sophieturnersource]

[aangs]

“They were like two magnets who couldn’t decide whether to attract or repel.”

— Jay Asher (via wordsnquotes)

[firewhiskeywrites]

anyway i’m on vacation this week and i drive home on friday and i literally never want to leave and i can’t wait to move down here but also.........

i miss my friends and my coworkers but also like...

i really fucking miss the guy i’m dating????????? and i can’t wait to see him???

[namtan]

[wq0326]

Meet Kassandra and Alexios, either one of them will be your Spartan hero in the fight of the Peloponnesian War in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey!

And there are two in-game images of Kassandra. What a beauty!

Unluckily about Alexios, I haven’t seen him in an ACOD video yet.

[vergiss-mein-nxcht]

tom marvolo riddle ; “kneel before me”

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[systlin]

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

[primordialnyx]

make me choose  →   athena or medusa

for @forever-and-almost-always

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[phantombranches]

Terry Crews

[cottagecori]

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

[stardustparker]

Taika Waititi

Keanu Reeves

Sebastian Stan

[flintmarcus]

Bob Ross

[buckthegrump-old]

Chris Evans

[rabiotozier]

•fred rogers

•chris pratt

[carrotsofthepirabbean]

- mark hamill

[firewhiskeywrites]

when hp: hm is self-aware about the lack of dads professors 😂

[crestadeen]

“Where do think the money went?“ he repeated.  "Guns?” asked Jesper.  "Ships?“ queried Inej.  "Bombs?” suggested Wylan.  "Political bribes?“ offered Nina. They all looked at Matthias. “This is where you tell us how awful we are,” she whispered.  He shrugged. “They all seem like practical choices.”

[sakura-haruka]

[catchymemes]

[thronedrp]

THRONED ―

an original, high fantasy court roleplay coming soon.

site tumblr ― #thronedrp