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pequod-offical

creeak creak creeeaaak creak creeaaaaaaaaaaak creak

whitewhale-offical

HOLY SHIT??

#HTHE PEQUOD

GO CONFESS TO HIM.

FINE!!!!!! I'll do it after he kills the white whale.

first-mate-starbuck

I miss my wife

mister-starbuck

My God we ARE duplicates of the same person!

first-mate-starbuck

Oh Fuck Oh Shit I've Gone Mad

whitewhale-offical

since there are two blogs on here of starbuck should they have like a fight to the death or something how does this work

did y'all create the moby dick multiverse by accident what is happening

first-mate-starbuck

the existence of the multiverse brings up the question of fate like "is ahab truly fated to hunt that whale to his and the crew's death" but more importantly "is every starbuck gay for ahab" which is honestly a lot more concerning

homosexuality-offical

Tag game !!!!!

Put your favorite quote. Could be silly, inspiring, idc.

“Every new game, we adapt, we grow, and we figure out new ways to kill ourselves”

open tags!!!

whitewhale-offical

actual serious favourite quote: "Then all collapsed, and the great shroud of the sea rolled in as it rolled five thousand years ago." (last line of moby dick, made me sob incoherently)

silly favourite quote: "Stubb always says he's queer; says nothing but that one sufficient little word queer; he's queer, says Stubb; he's queer—queer, queer; and keeps dinning it into Mr. Starbuck all the time—queer—sir—queer, queer, very queer." (chapter 108 of moby dick)

open tags gang :33

first-mate-starbuck

(looking frantically through quotes I highlighted trying to pick just one) (finds "Starbuck’s body and Starbuck’s coerced will were Ahab’s, so long as Ahab kept his magnet at Starbuck’s brain;") DEAR GOD WHY ARE THEY LIKE THA Ahem.

"The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run." (Moby Dick Ch.37)

#one of the first lines that made me go Ohhhh I'm gonna be abnormal about Ahab huh #honestly so many good ahab lines. so many. they are always saying shit about him that makes me go WHY ARE YO ULIKE THAT at him #other quotes that I always think about at all times:#''God help thee‚ old man‚ thy thoughts have created a creature in thee'' (Ch.44)#''...but let Ahab beware of Ahab; beware of thyself‚ old man'' & ''Thou art but too good a fellow‚ Starbuck'' (Ch.109)#and then Ch.100's interaction with Boomer #''No more White Whales for me; I’ve lowered for him once‚ and that has satisfied me...He's best let alone‚ don't you think so‚ Captain?''#''He is. But he will still be hunted...''#Yeowch.

ishmael-thesinner

hey bitch its the whale >:)

Do you want me to rip your heart out again with a harpoon?

whitewhale-offical

not if i eat you first

first-mate-starbuck

holy shit confrgatuatiostlatiosn on the transition isjhmael

whitewhale-offical

what the fuck did you have a stroke while writing congratulations

first-mate-starbuck

sorry io gtvery dunk. Drunk. 100 Alcohol

whitewhale-offical

AFTER 14 HOURS?? DAWG GO TO THE HOSPITAL— oh wait you're at sea. yeah buddy you're gone tell ahab you love him or whatever you're cooked

first-mate-starbuck

no it' fine i can go on whaling boat and while crunk i swear. i'll get you

whitewhale-offical

jump in the sea i dare you. the cold sobers you up i promise

first-mate-starbuck

That seems like a bad idea but okay

#yoy know who else everyone is half convinced is god? The White Whal

ishmael-thesinner

hey bitch its the whale >:)

Do you want me to rip your heart out again with a harpoon?

whitewhale-offical

not if i eat you first

first-mate-starbuck

holy shit confrgatuatiostlatiosn on the transition isjhmael

whitewhale-offical

what the fuck did you have a stroke while writing congratulations

first-mate-starbuck

sorry io gtvery dunk. Drunk. 100 Alcohol

whitewhale-offical

AFTER 14 HOURS?? DAWG GO TO THE HOSPITAL— oh wait you're at sea. yeah buddy you're gone tell ahab you love him or whatever you're cooked

first-mate-starbuck

no it' fine i can go on whaling boat and while crunk i swear. i'll get you

first-mate-starbuck

Hey what was that about loving Ahab?

ishmael-thesinner

hey bitch its the whale >:)

Do you want me to rip your heart out again with a harpoon?

whitewhale-offical

not if i eat you first

first-mate-starbuck

holy shit confrgatuatiostlatiosn on the transition isjhmael

whitewhale-offical

what the fuck did you have a stroke while writing congratulations

first-mate-starbuck

sorry io gtvery dunk. Drunk. 100 Alcohol

whitewhale-offical

AFTER 14 HOURS?? DAWG GO TO THE HOSPITAL— oh wait you're at sea. yeah buddy you're gone tell ahab you love him or whatever you're cooked

first-mate-starbuck

no it' fine i can go on whaling boat and while crunk i swear. i'll get you

#For the record i'm not drunk this is just the amount of typos i regularly make if i don't correct them

ishmael-thesinner

hey bitch its the whale >:)

Do you want me to rip your heart out again with a harpoon?

whitewhale-offical

not if i eat you first

first-mate-starbuck

holy shit confrgatuatiostlatiosn on the transition isjhmael

whitewhale-offical

what the fuck did you have a stroke while writing congratulations

first-mate-starbuck

sorry io gtvery dunk. Drunk. 100 Alcohol

ishmael-thesinner

hey bitch its the whale >:)

Do you want me to rip your heart out again with a harpoon?

whitewhale-offical

not if i eat you first

first-mate-starbuck

holy shit confrgatuatiostlatiosn on the transition isjhmael

#i made this blog for a one off joke and now i'ts becoming rapidly incoherent

why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt

#HEPLP

go confess to ahab please i think he likes you back, just go do it. go get that one legged captain man!!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING

if ahab let you hit would you take the chance

HUH

captain-ahab-offical

i think you should let starbuck hit, i feel like it could help you be more focused on the whale if your less stress about the cree and well having. . .well that has been proven to get rid of quite a lot of stress.

Starbuck is that you

first-mate-starbuck

...... I would never say that part at the beginning about it helping you be more focused on the whale . we all know that's the last thing I want sir .

whitewhale-offical

i read the tags here and would like to say he calls some of the crew "good boys" when they're killing a whale.

this is permanently etched into the wrinkles of my brain and i refuse to let you forget it.

first-mate-starbuck

AH HOW COULD I FORGET THE CLASSIC STARBUCK WHALE BOAT TECHNIQUE OF WHISPERING CALMLY AND STERNLY TO YOUR GOOD BOYS

#WHY IS HE LIKE THAT

captain-ahab-offical

i think you should let starbuck hit, i feel like it could help you be more focused on the whale if your less stress about the cree and well having. . .well that has been proven to get rid of quite a lot of stress.

Starbuck is that you

first-mate-starbuck

...... I would never say that part at the beginning about it helping you be more focused on the whale . we all know that's the last thing I want sir .

#HEELP WHO SENT THIS #why are all of my posts on this blog about starbuck being gay . i need to go reread moby dick so i can remember other things that he does #starbuck is such a fucking guy i love him[thrown overboard before i can start rambling about starbuck in the tags of a shitpost blog]

first-mate-starbuck

I know what you are. also there's this song i think you'll relate to, its called Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan

YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME YOU'RE A WHALE. it just happens to be my SWORN DUTY as first mate to be close with my captain. I mean the captain. Who said that.

Anyway. Perhaps this song will be a nice break from the sea shanties allow me to listen now

first-mate-starbuck

Hey What are you trying to say.

#(reblog made 3 minutes and 38 seconds later)

I know what you are. also there's this song i think you'll relate to, its called Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan

YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME YOU'RE A WHALE. it just happens to be my SWORN DUTY as first mate to be close with my captain. I mean the captain. Who said that.

Anyway. Perhaps this song will be a nice break from the sea shanties allow me to listen now

#OBSSESSED. HI The White Whale

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