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You know there are hairless cats correct? Or short hair varieties? Aka no shedding of fur...?
Yeah but that doesn’t seem to stop them from being little assholes with claws does it?????
Sounds like you and those felines have something in common.
hOW dArE yOU cAll ME A CAT.
I’m sorry. Was I not clear? I didn’t call you a cat.
You know there are hairless cats correct? Or short hair varieties? Aka no shedding of fur...?
Yeah but that doesn’t seem to stop them from being little assholes with claws does it?????
Sounds like you and those felines have something in common.
Describe your muse with one gif..
Have you met my cat, Pudge?
Not yet. Is it nice?
Yes, he’s very sweet and affectionate.
Hmmm… affectionate, huh? How about you, Phasma? Are you affectionate too?😏
Oh, definitely. Just be on my good side.v
From the looks of you, I don’t think you have any other side.
What do you mean?
What I mean, Jazzy Phazzy, is that you’re so cute you don’t have a bad side.
Oh, thank you! And I love the nickname- how did you know I sing jazz?
Jazzy rhymes with Phazzy. My knowledge is unimaginably broad.
Have you heard me, then? Because I have a concert coming up.
Oh! *clears throat* Hell yeah I’ve heard you!
And what do you think? Do I sound divine?
You’re so fucking great! I like it when your voice does that high-pitch thing that breaks glasses and such.
Is it true that you’re selling death sticks?
Are you planning on buying some?
If so then yes. I am selling death sticks. And I’m making a killing.
Hello handsome....how's it going?
Excellent as always, sexy lady.
How about some death sticks?
What?? Whoa! Bro, you have death sticks??! Aw sweet!
Hey @stormtrooper-fn9877 Ronny’s got death sticks!
Hey hey hey hey. Keep it down a notch. These are illegal, okay? Illegal.
Deadpool 2, David Leitch (2018)
Oooh!! Shiny.
Watch me sparkle, darling.
Hold on. Lemme go get my sunglasses!
Please do, you might be blinded!
True. And we don’t want that.
Have you met my cat, Pudge?
Not yet. Is it nice?
Yes, he’s very sweet and affectionate.
Hmmm… affectionate, huh? How about you, Phasma? Are you affectionate too?😏
Oh, definitely. Just be on my good side.v
From the looks of you, I don’t think you have any other side.
What do you mean?
What I mean, Jazzy Phazzy, is that you’re so cute you don’t have a bad side.
Oh, thank you! And I love the nickname- how did you know I sing jazz?
Jazzy rhymes with Phazzy. My knowledge is unimaginably broad.
Have you heard me, then? Because I have a concert coming up.
Oh! *clears throat* Hell yeah I’ve heard you!
Oooh!! Shiny.
Watch me sparkle, darling.
Hold on. Lemme go get my sunglasses!
Have you met my cat, Pudge?
Not yet. Is it nice?
Yes, he’s very sweet and affectionate.
Hmmm… affectionate, huh? How about you, Phasma? Are you affectionate too?😏
Oh, definitely. Just be on my good side.v
From the looks of you, I don’t think you have any other side.
What do you mean?
What I mean, Jazzy Phazzy, is that you’re so cute you don’t have a bad side.
Oh, thank you! And I love the nickname- how did you know I sing jazz?
Jazzy rhymes with Phazzy. My knowledge is unimaginably broad.
Then come here hottie merc!
*runs up to you and plants face into your breasts* BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
"Just wanted to stop on by and thank you for killing that acid death spider. Makes my job a lot easier. You did burn the corpse after killing it right? Otherwise the blood will eat through the skin, and then the deck plating, and THEN we're gonna-" *emergency alarms blaring*
Shit! Can’t this wait until I’m done eating my chimichangas?!
“Eh, depends on what part of the ship the blood has congealed in, and/or whether or not its trying to eat someone. Fucking hate rift spiders man; they just keep getting more and more crazy every time I encounter them.”
“Tell you what; you stay here and eat, I’ll go see how bad it is. If its above my level of handling, I’ll send a trooper to come get you. Deal?“
Well aren’t you lucky I eat fast. I’m already done. How about you and I go both go together and cut the shit out of those creepy giant spiders. What do you say?
“Wow did you inhale those things or- forget it.” Element curled his fingers into fists, his aura crackling across his body. “Thought I’d try something new today, besides the usual. Shall we then?” Politely gestures towards the door leading to the lower levels.
*gets up from chair and pulls out two hand guns* Quick question before we go: are rift spiders edible?
Would you motor boat on me? I would love that since you’re the coolest merc ever.
Fuck yeah I would!
Have you met my cat, Pudge?
Not yet. Is it nice?
Yes, he’s very sweet and affectionate.
Hmmm… affectionate, huh? How about you, Phasma? Are you affectionate too?😏
Oh, definitely. Just be on my good side.v
From the looks of you, I don’t think you have any other side.
What do you mean?
What I mean, Jazzy Phazzy, is that you’re so cute you don’t have a bad side.
Deadpool would it be weird if a lady asked you to motorboat her boobs cause she likes you?
To most people, yeah that’s weird. To me however is a completely different story. I would very much like it if a lady motorboated her boobs on me to signify her physical attraction to me and hopefully my balls.
