First Class White Trash

Marine veteran

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Watching Amy Schumer stand up and can't stop thinking about the things I would do to her. #amyschumer #shesgorgeous #pleasemarryme

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Forever alone!

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Running

Well this morning I went for a run. Once I started I realized I made a terrible decision. I forgot how much I hated running.

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I seemed to have ripped my jeans. Just when they got comfortable I gotta get a new pair.

[xwhiskersonkittens]

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104.50. I'm a bad person

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Why do the people in fire exit signs always look guilty?

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Coolest pbr sign I've seen in my life. Found this gem in St. Louis. At a bar/restaurant called big daddy's

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Decided to paint my taillights. Looks damn good if I do say so myself.

[lisztomaniansinger]

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Travis getting a major wedgie from Lee while wrestling in the shop

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Hi thx for following :)

Thank you for following back

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After two years as a lance criminal I'm finally retiring those chevron and picked up corporal.

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New running shoes

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This guy got reimbursed by the government twice for the same charge. Instead of sending the money back he kept it. Biggest hypocrite I know. Preached integrity and then does this.

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Yeah you stupid fucking hippies! If I want it I can have it. Because true Americans wrote these rights when they were first concepting the idea of a new country.

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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet

General Mattis