Yelena: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Kate: Yelena no.
Y/n: Mistlefoe.
Kate: Please stop encouraging her.
that shot of andrew and tobey smiling at tom like proud older brothers was everything to me. only in dreams are you able to see three generations of superheroes together like that??? and you can tell how genuinely proud they are of tom for taking on the role of peter parker w such grace. i just cannot believe that movie is real and not a figment of my imagination
I didn't want to post my NWH spoilers just yet but I need to let it out so…
⚠ Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers under the cut ⚠
Michelle didn't convince me in the first two movies as a character and love interest, but I really liked how supportive and great she was with Peter and how she put up with all that crap for him.
Now, and I apologize beforehand… MATTHEW FUCKING MURDOCK IS BAAAACK, BITCHES!!!!! THOSE CHARLIE COX LEAKS WERE REAL AND I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY BECAUSE MY BOY IS FINALLY GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES.
Istg I screamed when he caught that brick? stone? idk, and everyone was like “how did you do that?” and he goes “Well, I'm a good lawyer.” It was only a few minutes of him onscreen but those minutes were worth the cost of the ticket.
Right now I didn't care if the Spiderverse actually happened. I was more than good with Matty on the picture.
Back to the movie, i did feel bad for Michelle and Ned not getting into the MIT because of recent controversies. Y'all are the reason people say Thanos was right!!!
Strange accepting helping Peter was such a great gesture of comradeship, in the absence of another word.
And even though I understand why Peter kept interrupting him while performing the spell, I couldn't help but to be frustrated. Like, ugh, Pete, shut up and let the wizard do the favor you asked for!
Okay so, the spell didn't go as planned, Peter's trying to convince this lady to give Ned And Michelle a second chance to get in and BAM! we have Otto and the whole spot from the trailer.
+ Peter saving this woman who, in gratitude, will convince the MIT to consider his friends AND him.
I had no idea how Otto got the Stark tech, and now we know he took the nano from Peter's suit, which didn't work well for him in the end but whatever.
Then we have that quick glimpse of the Green Goblin before Stephen brings Peter back and tells him he captured the Lizard, that everyone from other universes that knew Peter was Spider-Man was coming and that he'd have to capture all of them to send them back.
Something I don't understand is why are they all so angry at Peter? As far as I remember from the previous movies, they redeemed themselves.
Maybe Max didn't, but Connors, Doc Ock, Sandman…
Which is brought up again when Flint saves Peter from becoming barbecue thanks to Electro and then he's like yeah, I don't need fixing even though I want to go back to my daughter, I'll be a villain.
Lemme point this out, Stephen separated Peter from his physical form to his Astral form and he was able to go back into his body and keep Stephen from taking the box from him. Was it his Spidey-sense (no, I'm not calling it tingle)? Because it was awesome.
Otto having his silence and mind back is just so good.
And well, Max suggested there is a black Spider-Man somewhere. Miles, I'm looking at you, bud.
Norman. Just ✨ perfect ✨. The way the Goblin analyzed Peter through Norman was brilliant.
And him convincing both Max and Flint and, well, Connors they were Gods and they didn't need fixing.
Now, freaking hell if I knew what was about to happen and still was not ready. I already knew May was going to die, but I had this slight drop of hope when she stood up and walked to Peter saying that she was okay.
She told Peter that with great power comes great responsibility and I'm totally sobbing at this point.
I ugly cried, people. Not as much as I did with Loki or Nat or Tony, but it's fine because we're finally getting a Peter who suffers and has nothing. Which is sad but that's the essence of the character.
And then, Happy watching from the car.): His realization of what was happening broke me.
Okay but Ned is ✨ magical ✨ and he freaking opened portals.
TO NO OTHERS THAT ANDREW AND TOBEY'S PETERS!!!!!
SPIDER-VERSE CONFIRMED. 👏🏻CON👏🏻FIR👏🏻MED👏🏻
FFS I almost end up hoarse. My hands were shaking and sweating and yes, you can call me ridiculous but this is a freaking big event in the History of television.
Then, we have the other two Peters telling… Peter about their losses, about Gwen and how Uncle Ben told them the same thing May did the day(s) he died. It was very emotional.
And they deciding they were going to help the villains.
That joke about Peter, no I mean Peter Parker. Was hilarious. Mostly because in the group of people I went with there is another Brenda and we get that a lot.
Peter (Andrew) saying that he wants to fight an alien. Oh, boy no, you don't want to. Trust me.
And then Peter (Tobey) telling him that he's not the worst Spider-Man, that he's amazing. Man, he is. I love Tom, Tobey is part of my childhood but Andrew's SM has been my favorite till now. Though I believe Tom's is talking over.
I froze when Michelle fell and Peter was about to get her and the Goblin stopped him. I was certain she was gone too.
But then we got Peter (Andrew) saving her and I cried again. His face when he realized that he saved her, that he didn't let Peter's girlfriend die... GOD!!! Too many feelings.
They stop them all, except for Norman and damn if I saw Peter beating him to death.
I gasped really loud when Peter (Tobey) stopped him and then got freaking stabbed. Like what's gOING ON?!? WTF, WHAT'S THIS?
Oc, they heal Norman too and I breath normally again when Peter says he's fine, that he's been stabbed before.
Now, the multiverse is opening again. Whoever that knows Peter's identity is coming through and Strange does his best to stop them.
And Peter makes the most difficult decision ever. A variant of the spell, where everyone forgets about him. Not only that he's Spider-Man, but about his whole existence, as if he'd never existed.
And my heat aches because it works and he couldn't tell Michelle or talk to his best friend or--.
Or Happy, in the cemetery with May. I would have liked it if the gravestone had said “Ben Parker & May Parker” instead, but I guess we'll never know what happen to uncle Ben.
I was lowkey expecting to see Mr. Ditkovich when someone said something about rent in Peter's new place.
Also, did y'all see that new suit!??!??!?!??!? The colors, the spider in the back, the eyes in the mask. Great, beautiful, magnificent. *chef kiss*
And those post-credits. MAAAAAN. Eddie going back to his universe but Venom leaving a little Venom behind!?!! We already knew it was likely to happen but.… YESSSSS!!!
AND MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS TEASER AS THE SECOND POST-CREDIT. MAAAN, STEPHEN ASKING WANDA FOR HELP, ASKING HER WHAT SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE AND FREAKING KAECILIUS AND MORDO AND AMERICA CHÁVEZ.
Dude, I can't wait to watch this movie. It's gonna be crazy.