but

[treecitysessions]

Do any of u guys remember this

[witchlinda]

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

[roach-works]

hi! what the fuck.

[track-maniac]

in the gitted lab. straight up "pushing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Bad code

[track-maniac]

It wasn't me

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[ryebreadgf]

the lestatification of sam reid needs to be studied in a lab

[ryebreadgf]

[notkatniss]

[oldwitchsleep]

could not help myself

[what-even-is-thiss]

Whenever someone who I previously wasn’t sure where they’re from pronounces Nevada like nev-odd-uh I have to fight back the urge to point directly at their face and yell “EAST COASTER”

Not in an antagonistic way. I just have an involuntary visceral reaction to hearing it pronounced like that.

[vayena]

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[girlfriendnumber16]

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

[raccoonboywrites]

reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel

[everysongineverykey]

if it sucks generally hit da bricks yes. but there are also going to be times in life where you have to stay in uncomfortable or sucky situations because the only way out is through. and that is how life works. sometimes you have to keep that terrible job or that shitty apartment. this site's policy of "don't sink years of your life into something that's not going to be worthwhile" can kind of turn into "immediately stop doing anything you don't like" sometimes and that bothers me

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Sometimes 'hittin the bricks' means going to evening classes to get out of the path you're on, making and meeting friends to get out of a rut you're in, applying for 50 jobs in two weeks

Sometimes it means getting up and leaving immediately, but it's such a rare and unused choice that just reminding people it was an option gained hundreds of thousands of notes

[stuckinapril]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

[feastofsnakes]

Jane Eyre knitting: I was just a baby when you locked Bertha in the attic lol isn't that funny

Rochester so hard he can't see straight: can you sttab me with thuose

[furryprovocateur]

lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

[furryprovocateur]

"are you serious" look like it or not annoying assholes are a vital part of the "weird art" ecosystem and without them everyone would talk about iron man dying as the modern last supper. we need these bitches

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke

[nudityandnerdery]