Yeet.

Bashful and cinched sentient grocery bag rooting for your downfall

[segamascott]

[bebx]

And may your pets always stay healthy ♡

[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[lowviolet]

northernblots: Once there was a girl named Jenny. She was like all the other girls, except for one thing. She always wore a green ribbon around her neck.

[sandmandaddy69]

[condemnedouthouse]

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[scorpionlafemme]

[dollgermx]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[belmasworld]

[icaseybaybee]

[segamascott]

and i'll do it again

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Chema Mendez - mendezmendez

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[sandmandaddy69]

[firstordercoder]

I want that sloppy gloppy

[sandmandaddy69]