First-Rate Exceptionalism

Ye sons of Columbia, then join hand in hand,  Divided we fall, but united we stand. / I'm just some guy who needs an outlet for his political disillusionment.

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Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow

WASHINGTON—Revealing that the “you aren’t going to fucking believe this” metrics were currently measuring off the goddamn charts, experts at the Center for Advanced Bullshit Studies published a report Monday that this week’s all hell breaking loose was projected to be 30 percent more insane than last week’s complete shitshow. “All of our reports are projecting tomorrow’s Total Fucking Pandemonium Magnitude at three times more bonkers than what it was a few days ago,” said Director Adrienne Morehead, who confirmed that this week will be at least 60 percent more of a batshit fucking insane circus compared to last week’s batshit fucking insane circus. “We are currently looking at a seven-week high on the ‘Jesus Christ Not That’ and the ‘Fuck This Shit’ charts. People need to be prepared for at least a doubling of recent ‘Fucking Nightmare Levels,’ because if our measurements are correct, the ‘Everything’s Going To Shit’ ratio is a whopping 179 percent higher than it was this time last year.” At press time, sources confirmed, “Oh, fuck, here we fucking go.”

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Trump’s Junk: Is It OK to Dick-Shame the President?

Excerpts from Stormy Daniels’ tell-all memoir, ‘Full Disclosure,’ have too many people pondering the president’s penis

Of course, it is. Trump abandoned any claim to basic human decency a long, long time ago.

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St. Louis prosecutor says she will no longer accept cases from 28 city police officers

St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner provided the police department an "exclusion list" of officers.

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““So tired of Liberals and their safe spaces!” - guy begging a tech nerd to build a special website where people aren’t allowed to post mean things about his dad”

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The president has discussed adding to legal team, including possibly hiring Kushner lawyer Abbe Lowell.

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#MAGA-TLDR

Remember: https://mediabiasfactcheck.com -- Keep your sources credible, fact-checked and of the least bias possible. Sources such as CNN or Fox News are not allowed, due to the lack of proper quality control with their journalism. This is a short ‘n sweet version of #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, ...

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“A common concern with aging, as I understand it.”

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Opinion | Who Said It: Trump or Gotti?

President Trump’s language has drawn comparisons to that of the Mafia boss John Gotti.

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“Please clap”

Applaud this vague insinuation that my political opponents may not be too great, legion.

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“The Klingon summer intern writing CNN’s chyrons is doing a bang up job.”

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“A casual quote in a story describing a Trump supporter who says he supports Trump because he's keeping America safe... https://t.co/h9ATHCYJIY”

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“Undocumented immigrants commit crimes at a considerably lower rate than the election campaign staff of Donald J. Trump.”

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Trump told 'the countdown to impeachment has already started'

US president publicly addresses prospect of removal from office for first time

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The Senate rejected an effort by Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) to attach a provision blocking federal funding for Planned Parenthood to a massive government spending bill.