nothing ever doesn't change but nothing changes much

[carltonlassie]

Taskmaster S21E09

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[hybridmindthoughtsreloaded]

[sadizmas]

@i-overslept-again

[dwindella]

This was made for me 😝

[mxalexwhat]

Mistakenly remembered that Ryan Gosling was best friends with Jack Black in an episode of X Files (it was actually Giovanni Ribisi).

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[jb-blunk]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward 

[dahppled]

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

[souvenirs]

[echoesofink]

The ache of everything unsaid.

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

[thesophistiicate]

if you want to experience life more deeply you have to find more beauty. stop training yourself to dismiss, to mock, to assume the worst all the time — when you do this you build walls between yourself and the world. and after a while you stop feeling the warmth of it entirely.

beauty requires openness. it asks you to let things reach you, to soften enough to be moved. it’s not naive to see beauty everywhere—it’s a skill, a form of intelligence, a kind of quiet bravery. because it is so much easier to critique than to create, to detach than to engage, to dismiss than to love.

let yourself be affected. let yourself find things beautiful and let that be enough. life is not asking you to be cool, sitting on the sidelines and nitpicking everything. it’s asking you to see life and experience it fully.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

So you’re saying there’s a chance

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]