Rating Bates Motel Season 1 Episode Titles
There’s a TikTok trend (that I’m sure you’ve seen) where people rate random things on a scale of 1-10, based on how good they are. So I decided to do it with the titles of the season one Bates episodes, based on how much I like them. The ratings have nothing to do with the episodes themselves, just the titles. Lemme know if you want season two.
First You Dream, Then You Die: 11/10- Very creative, very interesting, very original. I liked it so much that I named the blog “firstyoudreamthenyoudie”. Great way to start the show.
Nice Town You Picked, Norma. . .: 10/10- It’s really sarcastic and I’m here for it. It’s also an actual line in the episode.
What’s Wrong With Norman: 1/10- Lame. There is nothing fun or creative about this title and it sounds like a title for an episode of something you’d see on a show for four year olds. Also the title has no question mark in it, so points off for punctuation.
Trust Me: 7/10- Ironic, because like. . .I mean have you watched the show?
Ocean View: 6/10- Gives good vibes, kind of misleading, but it’s nice anyway. Very average.
The Truth: 2/10- Very boring. Literally nothing interesting about it, and kind of a spoiler.
The Man in Number 9: 10/10- Very intriguing and cool. Makes you want to watch it. I very much like this one.
A Boy and His Dog: 5/10- Fine, nothing special about it. Not one that you read and think “hmmm”.
Underwater: 7/10- One word titles are cool and seemingly dangerous, makes you wonder what is actually underwater.
Midnight: 9/10- Curious and mysterious, but the one word title got repetitive, pick either long or short titles for your series, not both.
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