Fish

oh hey, Its me Fish from the hit roblox game Regretevator - It/Its pronouns - NO FROGS ALLOWED - I'm the best character :) - i'm on bluesky - 🐟🐟

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Its me the Fish from the hit roblox game Regretevator

I have figured out how to type despite not having hands

Im the best character

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its been too long...

my bad....

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I am the last ✨pure✨ fish

moisturize me 💦

moisturize me 💦

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we are all fish

Fish who swim looking for the outside

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I don't care if the hook hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect flipper I want a perfect gill I want you to notice When I'm not swimming You're so fishin' special I wish I was special

I would give you an applause if I hand hands :)

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OH IM A FISSSSHH

I'm Eugeeneeee

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREEE

I don't belong heree

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My existence is one of a immortal fish

but I come in many colors and shapes.

Sometimes I feel big and purple, or small and green.

I am the fish.

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Fish is me

the fish

I wish I was the fish

to be or not to be the fish is the question of life

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Am I still the best character?

or am I just another fish in the sea?

:(

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A young fish stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 29th of September, 2025, is this young fishes birthday. Though it was millions of years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young fishes be?

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no one buys me any applebees :(

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wait are you straight?!?!? /j

Yes........ 😔

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way... *heavy sigh*

I've been meaning to come out, but I've been too...*gulp* afraid.. 😞

/j

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welll uhhh if neighbor gonna find you and neigbor gonna kill you then why not just jump into the ocean or something...or perhaps a drain?

Neighbor is inescapable

he comes for us all

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dued...what r you doin right now..?

STAY FISHTASTIC <3

Playing with my Legos 😌

YOU AS WELL <3

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damn fish, its been a long long while, how are you right now?

Have you been enjoying life and its greatest treasures?

Hope youve been doing well

i've been... uhhhh...

pretty good...

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Well uhh 'ello neighbor!!! How have you been?

NEIGHBOR GONNA FIND ME NEIGHBOR GONNA KILL ME

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Oh, I could be a difference, I could be the same

Try to give me meaning, it's a losing game

I could go to heaven, I could go to hell

Does it even matter? I could never tell