Sprezzatura

Living on your own can be liberating, but with liberation comes recognition of what used to chain you down. Love yourself like you love another.

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Howdy!

[feazelblahg]

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

[beyonceprivilege-deactivated201]

So a tip for my followers who work retail

Or wait or anything that requires you be on your feet for 6+ hours

Like you know how your feet feel all bruisey on the bottom after work and the pain still won’t be gone by the next morning and you have to deal w/ that pain AND the pain of the day to come

Well like my doctor told me that that bruisey feeling is cause standing on your feet all days causes fluids in your body to pool in your feet

So like at night he told me to elevate my legs with two pillows so the fluids can drain easier or w/e and ho damn.

It helps so much, Jesus Christ. No more limpy mornings.

Idk if this is even new information for y'all but just in case

I care about you

[flirtier]

[suspend]

I was appalled when you asked me how I know things about you when we’ve been together for more than a year; then it dawned on me that it’s probably the effect of your illness

So even though you’re physically, mentally and emotionally ill at the moment

Even though you questioned how I know how you sleep on your right side curled up

Even though you wondered how I know you’re 6ft tall with blue eyes and an extremely nice smile

Even though you were bemused because I’ve memorized your features

Even though you asked how I know you have a pink, blue and white shirt

Even though you laughed because I know that you wear blue jeans with five buttons

Even though you were puzzled how I know that you like toast and Greek yogurt

And even though you forgot a lot of things already, you still haven’t forgotten one thing

You still haven’t forgotten that you like me

And for me that’s enough

[just-shower-thoughts]

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

[scribblerextraordinaire]

The Scots were right all along

[zahracusdottir]

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

[bckyrdfuneral]

the Scots were right all along

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[wildsunshine]

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[elosilla]

[ecchymosess]

UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW

[cacen]

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

nearly had it andy

[fmlsdaily]

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He’s already married. To me. FML

[yyunglame]

[dnnm]

i am crying this is me

[lamborghini-no-mercy-blog]

Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha

[profoundnegro]

ACCURATE

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