[queen-zigzag]

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[crockpot-cowboy]

isn’t he glowing

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[maybehavealittlefun]

[bigwozz]

“I wish someone would have swaddled me”

Loosely based on a Leyendecker piece

[fishy-gutz]

if anyone has a link for the paper kingdom please send it to me i would be so happy forever

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[mash4077confessions]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[fishy-gutz]

HOW WE FEELING GANG ⁉️

[officialpenisenvy]

i like it when my cinephile mutuals post their "favourite movies of the month" lists and it's more movies than i have seen in my entire life

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[egberts]

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

[03pilot]

[funfettitoonz]

Boy why you so doomed by the narrative..

[stimutax]

I’m legally required to post this every Halloween

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]