[cinemove]

[allurlsarebad-deactivated201506]

[somecutething]

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[michaun]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

when your professor clearly did everything they could to not have an 8 AM either

[dailyb99gifs]

[alcor]

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

[basil-flowers-blog]

It’s crazy how I can be fully naked with someone and I’m assuming it’s because they wanted to be but the entire time I’m thinking how they are probably disgusted with my body and just holding back the gag reflex while they fuck me

That’s obviously not the case but it’s all I can fathom they are thinking

[daintydreamm]

Me too. I may be hella insecure but it’s not gonna stop me from being a hoe. Still though I always wonder how disgusting my partner thinks I look lol

[trashythingsgohere]

Umm

[lord-blongus]

I had to see this so now do you

[sourdelusions]

[Dionne’s] my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.

→ FEMALE AWESOME MEME: [4/10 females dynamics] » cher & dionne

[teenagerposts]

plot twist: victoria has no secret

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[isitbatman]

lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs

[bogleech]

we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals

[problemheart]

Im 100% grossed out by this

[witch--tripper-deactivated20160]

this fits into my confusion as to why it’s perfectly acceptable to hate cats but blasphemy to hate dogs

[dammit--cas]

That last comment just fucked me up

[wannabe-frail]

🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨

[aestheticlynnnn]

♡𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚘♡

[skinnibitch218]

Fasting

Friend: “I’m shaking I’ve had nothing to eat and I just drank an energy drink”

*me on the 74th hour of my fast drinking 0 cal monster* “no what are you doing! That’s the worst thing you can do to your body! Here eat something my sweet child”