Being Healthy... Sucks.
Iām done beating around the bush: being healthy sucks.
Meal prep is time-consuming, supplements are expensive (or so Iāve heard) and staring at yourself ā under fluorescent lighting ā while sweat trickles down into your cleavage isnāt terribly glamorous. Thatās all right though because itās the terribly āun-glamorousā that Iām going for.
Iām debuting this blog as āHow-To-Relate-Toā instead of a āHow-Toā guide, for the girl (or anyone) who is so desperately trying to be the best version of herself. Iāve scanned the internet for Instagram accounts, and Tumblrs that depict what the life of an average exercise-doer is like, but itās harder than it seems. All too often a self-proclaimed health blogger will post about how her āteatoxā worked wonders on her, leaving her followers shitting their pants at work with little, if not no results. If only being healthy were as simple* as a 10-day lemon juice cleanse. What Iām trying to get at is that being fit isnāt easy; like I said before: it fucking sucks.
Pro Tip: Donāt do a juice cleanse. Millions of years of human evolution didnāt yield you a liver and kidneys for nothing!
Being Fit/ Healthy Isnāt:
Matching your sneakers to your sports-bra and magically losing 10 lbs of body fat.
Waking up at 5:30am and making a Gwyneth Paltrow super smoothie before gleefully dodging predators on your morning run.
10 000 likes on an Instagram photo that highlights the modelās surgically implanted assets.
Romanticizing eating disorders.
Avoiding products which contain gluten because itās trendy, not because you have a sensitivity/ Celiac disease.
Being Fit/ Healthy Is:
Making the best out of whatever exercise routine you can fathom during the work week.
Setting your alarm for 5:30am, sleeping through it, and telling yourself youāll try again tomorrow (and maybe eventually doing it).
Understanding that food is fuel and that in order to keep yourself going all day, youāll need more than a lemon wedge and cayenne pepper.
Maintaining a healthy body weight for your activity level and height; everyoneās different, and everyone has something that works for them.
Making healthier choices whenever possible.
Working out is hard. Motivating yourself is also hard. Balancing your diet, exercise, work, social life, downtime, and wine consumption is all very hard.
So remember this: despite how enthusiastic stock-photo women seem to be about group fitness classes, thereās no Nike collection that will make the second (or first) half of your workout glamorous.
*I had originally used the word āeasyā, but letās face it: not eating for 10-days is probably the most difficult, and nonsense thing that someone could ever put herself through.












