DoubleG

She/her, 30, lesbian, allergic to everything, constantly about to sneeze. Hattyshoo on YouTube. 18+ users only please!

[doublegsnz]

It’s too hot, my huge pre menstrual boobs are killing me, and I need to SNEEEEZE all the time!!My hay fever has been ridiculous the past few days - I basically sneezed my way through the bank holiday. Tonight we were sitting outside because it was finally cool, but of course I started to sneeze and had to come in. I’m sneezing a lot but not really getting any relief - I feel like I can’t sneeze hard enough to get rid of the tickle. 🤧

(I didn’t realise this top was as transparent as it is, but at least you get to see a bit of my favourite bra).

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[doublegsnz]

Once more with feeling!! I started recording again for this huge tickle!! 🤧🤧🤧🤧

[doublegsnz]

I can’t remember when I last sneezed like this!!

My sinuses are blocked and I *can’t sneeze* so I spent all day yesterday waiting until I could come home and induce so I could get some relief. I had to coax them out one at a time, and even with these huge sneezes I was still so blocked up! I don’t think I have a cold, I just think my face hates pollen. 🤧

ALSO, someone suggested a while ago that I get Man Handkerchiefs - this one is practically the size of a tablecloth but I thought this was an appropriate time to use it! 🤧🤧🤧🤧

[doublegsnz]

Some sneezes I have seen in the past couple of weeks!

I was in Tesco looking at wine (because it’s definitely rosé season) and I heard a strong sneeze behind me, like “HAACHUUU!” I turned round as if I was looking at in the other direction and saw a pretty woman with a very pink nose. She looked like she really needed to sneeze again, and after about thirty seconds she sneezed another “HAACHHUUU!” into her elbow. After that she left the aisle.

THEN there was a woman on the train who sneezed six times into a tissue (not that I was counting). They were like “HETSHH!” with a breath between each one, and she looked very relived afterwards.

My favourite was a woman with a man on the station platform, who sneezed a very civilised girly “Hiih-choo!” into her hand. He blessed her, and said “Hay fever?” and she nodded, then sneezed another “Hiih-choo!” He blessed her, and she sneezed again - Hiiih-choo!” He blessed her again, and they went back to their conversation.

Also there’s me, sneezing my head off! I’ll post a video when I get a chance. 🤧❤️

[doublegsnz]

When you’re exhausted from a day of sneezing. but you still need to sneeze! (Some snippets of me, yesterday evening.)

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[doublegsnz]

Okay, so I went on a walk in the park today (which is always fun on a Very High pollen day) but it was so beautiful outside. And I saw SO MANY SNEEZES (which was definitely not a big part of the reason I went...👀)

First, there was a runner who stopped abruptly, kind of bent over with her hands on her thighs and sneezed three uncovered sneezes towards her chest - “Huhchh! Huhchh! HUHCHH!” And then just kept running again! She seemed like she was used to it - I never really thought about how much pollen your nose must suck up when running. I might use that in a fic at some point…

Then I stopped for an iced coffee and there was a woman in the queue with her friend, who sneezed a big “HAASSHHHOO!” into a tissue she seemed to be holding. Her friend blessed her, and the woman said “I can’t stop sneezing today.” Part of me wanted to pass out, but another part was kind of jealous, because for me ‘can’t stop sneezing’ means like six in a row 🤣🤣🤣

Then there was a woman on a bench who looked like she was struggling and kept rubbing her nose, but she didn’t sneeze.

By then *I* really needed to sneeze (I’d been getting by on stifles) so I decided to be brave - I went to a more secluded part of the park, sat on the grass, and let myself sneeze a few sneezes. It was away from the path, but I think there were definitely people who could hear me. And I recorded them for posterity (they’re a bit tentative because I was so self conscious I couldn’t let them out properly).

Please tell me any sneezes you’ve seen!

[doublegsnz]

Another train station sneeze, brought to you by today’s pollen count! This one was a woman on the opposite platform to me who was put together so perfectly - like air hostess perfect, skirt suit, hair in a bun, sensible heels (I don’t think she was an air hostess - she was probably just going to a job interview or something, but that was the vibe). The kind of person you’d imagine would sneeze daintily into an ironed handkerchief.

BUT, I was watching at just the right time when she quickly put up a hand to her face and sneezed *the biggest sneeze* into her palm - like “HAAATTTEESSHHOOO!” Then it looked a lot like she said “Bless me”, but it was too quiet to hear.

At times like these it makes me sad that normal people (eg not me) only sneeze 1-2 times, because that seemed to be enough for her nose, and she didn’t sneeze again.

But guys, HOW CAN I LIVE LIKE THIS? Am I supposed to just *cope* with beautiful women sneezing all around me when I am trying to go about my business??

Also, I need to sneeeze….🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[doublegsnz]

I saw a woman at the train station today who was *fighting for her life* against a sneeze!! Nostrils flaring, rubbing her nose, breath hitching, eyes half closing, everything. She went in and out of that kind of ‘on the verge of sneezing’ look a few times, until it was pretty obvious that she was going to lose control (I was almost passed out by this point).

I was so hoping it would be a big, powerful sneeze, but instead she sneezed three huge stifles, like “HhhGNNKK!” Big breath “HuhGGHHNNKK!” Big breath “HUH-CCNNK!” (I can’t spell stifles!!)

At this point the combination of her (likely) hay fever and mine were making *me* need to sneeze, but then my train came, so I managed to hold it back!

[doublegsnz]

I don't mean to pry too much into your personal life and relationship but you have mentioned that you can fully sneeze around your girlfriend without any embarrassment. Was it like that from day one or were you initially embarassed like when you started dating? Sorry if this is too personal I'm just really curious how/why she became the exception.

Initially I was embarrassed - I actually had a sneezing fit on one of our early dates (because it was summer and I was dying of hay fever) but she was so chill about it that I felt a lot less mortified. As I got to know her more I felt less self conscious (this is the same with my friends to a lesser degree). Then she became the person I can most be myself with in general, so it kind of tied in to that. ❤️🤧

[doublegsnz]

I went to see my friend this weekend - I walked because the weather was nice, which of course meant the pollen count was ‘very high’ 😱.

So obviously I arrived with a huge tickle in my nose, but I managed to ride it out with stifles. Then I walked back, and by the time I arrived home I was *desperate* to sneeze. This is about half an hour condensed down, without the gaps in between. Things built and built, and I couldn’t stop - so in the end I used a little essential oil to move things along, which turned out to be very effective!!! 🤧🤧🤧🤧

[doublegsnz]

Between very high tree pollen, and grass cutting around my house yesterday, I was extremely sneezy. (I discovered the window was open after this huge fit - I could not stop sneezing!)

Cut grass makes me sneeze SO MUCH. I’m not the only one - I heard my neighbour sneeze a couple of strong sneezes at one point. 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[doublegsnz]

I went to the supermarket today and the cashier was serving the guy in front of me when she abruptly stopped, gave a big hitch and then turned away to sneeze into her elbow. It was a really strong sneeze, and she looked like she’d really needed it.

She said “Whew! Excuse me,” and then carried on scanning.

I was both glad she hadn’t sneezed while she was serving me (because I would have *expired*) and also kind of wishing for her to sneeze again, even though I was next in line. She didn’t, sadly.

Does anyone have any good hay fever obs, now spring is upon us?

[doublegsnz]

Have you ever had a really bad allergy fit but it got stuck causing you to hitch a lot?

What would you do to get it unstuck? (Idk if another allergen of yours will make it worse if you do that but what would you usually do)

Sometimes for me it feels like a sneeze builds up too big to sneeze - like I can’t get enough power behind it to sneeze it out, and then I get very stuck and frustrated. I tend to use something like a topsy tail or a clothing tag because I can get really strong sneeze that way. After that I can usually keep going on my own, or use it intermittently.

Sometimes I use perfume or chhinkni if I’m more generally sneezy (like from allergies), to get relief.

Here’s me inducing with a paper clip after a day of a tickly nose, just to get it out.

[doublegsnz]

Can you please elaborate on these wedding sneezes you speak of?

I’m sooo allergic to lilies!! I could feel my nose tickling as I walked in, so I sat as far away from the flower arrangements as possible, but I knew it was going to be bad. They were the big white ones with pink inside, and I could just feel a sneeze building and building.

There was a woman a few rows in front of me who sneezed a couple of quite strong sneezes while we were waiting to start, which *did not* help, because I was trying not to think about the tickle. (I’ve always thought that lilies are a risky wedding flower because it seems like lots of people are either allergic to them, or just sneeze because the scent is so strong.)

I couldn’t stop myself sneezing (of course!!) but I was doing a good job of stifling - but then the bridesmaids and bride walked down the aisle with their bouquets and I sneezed a huge sneeze because I couldn’t hold it back. I remember being relieved because everyone was sitting down again, and so it wasn’t obvious. BUT then I couldn’t stifle - I had a handkerchief so I muffled them, but once I start to sneeze with lilies I can lose control quite quickly, so I fled to the toilets after a while and sneezed (and sneezed and sneezed) out the tickle!!

Luckily the bride wasn’t someone I was super close to (family friend) so neither of us was particularly upset that I missed the ceremony.

Here’s a video from a couple of years ago that I don’t think I’ve posted (maybe the audio at some point?) of me losing it at the end of a lily sneezing fit (that I thought was recording but wasn’t - I think I needed to sneeze so badly that I didn’t manage to hit the record button, and only noticed right at the end🤣). I don’t usually sneeze in multiple multiples like this, but lilies = chaos.

[doublegsnz]

I love that “Ain’t easy being Sneezy” shirt. Do you ever wear that shirt out in public?

I love it too! But I don’t like to call attention to my sneezes, so I wouldn’t wear it out in public. Maybe one day I’ll be able to sneeze without being crushingly self conscious, and then I will! 🤧

[doublegsnz]

*Goes out. Sneezes 4000 times. Goes back in.*

(They’re cutting the grass near where I live)

[doublegsnz]

I’m curious, as someone who finds themself sneezing from various causes, what would you say the differences are between hayfever, and different nature based pollen allergies? If any ofc, thanks for your time & your sneezes ! Bless you!

Hello! I’m in the UK, and we use ‘hayfever’ to mean basically all allergies to nature (grass, trees, weeds, flowers). I’m allergic to all of the above, because of course I am 🤣. Plus individual flowers etc that I’m allergic to all the time (like lilies and jasmine).

The difference I tend to notice is that tree pollen season gives me a really deep tickle which is hard to sneeze out, whereas grass allergy season just gives me that more up front face-clawing-tickle desperate sneezing.

Here’s a good example of me sneezing (I think!) from grass pollen!