DISASTER. SAT DOWN TO SHIT. HAD A PEE. PISS STREAM SPANGED OFF MY BALLS AND RICOCHETED ONTO FLOOR, PANTS ETC. SHALL IN FUTURE DRAFT SLAVE FOR MID SHIT PISSY BEEJ
SHITTING AND PISSING. NEGLECTED TO CALL SLAVE. CAUGHT SHIRT TAIL DANGLING CLOSE TO PEE HOLE. EVER MORE CONVINCED OF WISDOM OF MID SHIT PISSY BEEJ. CONTEMPLATING ACQUISITION OF A FEMOID OR GERMAN









