❛ fitz ❜gerald

mark "fitz"gerald, 18

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tori: yeah yeah that's what they all say

tori: true, but idk something about u seems to really get under his skin. u sure u didn't sleep with his ex wife or something?

tori: smh i thought i turned that off 🤦🏻‍♀️

tori: orrrr you can just take a cold one instead :)

fitz: lmao. it’s much more petty than that.

fitz: my mom told me she turned him down for a school dance back in middle school. found that one out after my first ISS.

fitz: ok, ok. but IF you happen to take a nude and need an opinion on it, the offer is open.

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tori: maybe so. but we're all a little weird deep down. some of us are just better at hiding it. some of us don't really care to.

tori: yeah, bc lbr you probably would've been the first to get one. :p tell me, what did u do to earn a personal vendetta from simpson?

tori: stalker

fitz: i'm pretty fuckin' normal, thanks much.

fitz: where to begin... well, for one, i casually spray paint dicks on his mailbox.

fitz: i picked you up last time. also, if i really wanted to, ur oomfchat location is on.

fitz: since i'm ur hero send nudes while i'm in the shower

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tori: mmm i wouldn't be surprised if u did a lil of both

tori: i had fun? 🤷🏻 it sure beat binge watching riverdale and makeup tutorials all night. plus i heard he was passing out detentions like candy the day after. must not be a fan of ur artwork.

tori: -sends addy-

fitz: well i mean you are pretty hot but that's a little weird. sounds more like a connor or hunter kind of thing.

fitz: not going to lie, i'm disappointed i didn't get to see him be pissy for a few days. but i'm glad i dodged the detentions.

fitz: already got you in my gps. ;)

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tori: no kidding, what have u been doing in there all by uself all this time?

tori: or do i even wanna know?

tori: good, cuz i'm gonna break u out. since u showed me such a good time last time it's my turn anyway. and before u ask no hints! those are the rules

fitz: a lot of time on your hastygram.

fitz: fucking sike. i’ve been rotating shots of Rock n Rye and NyQuil

fitz: smoking by the train tracks and spray painting a dick on

simpson’s mailbox? you’re easy to please.

fitz: i should probably jump in the shower. where do you wanna meet?

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tori: soo u over ur disease yet?

tori: say yes bc i wanna hang out

fitz: i don't think you understand how much its pained me to be home all weekend.

fitz: i'm coming back to school tomorrow so whether i'm over it or not, you'll have to deal with me. and i want out of this house.

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eazyesme‌:

        ❝ Maybe you just aren’t sharing with the right people. ”

“at this rate, i’m leaning more towards not sharing.”

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torsants‌:

“i knew you had cooties”

“at least you’re kinda nice about it. everyone’s looking at me like i have the high school equivalent of syphilis.”

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frhjsinclair‌:

“no, i mean you’re gross. back up, shoo.” she said motioning him away from herself. “i’ve got enough to worry about without getting mono.” 

the corner of fitz’s mouth twitched upwards to smile but he fought it. “you’re right. my apolog--” fitz pretended to cough in holly j’s but refrained from putting a hand over his mouth. “terribly sorry. i really am gross.”

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mayasmat‌:

‘‘Isn’t that most people’s golden rule by now?’’ She questioned.

“let’s just say i made the mistake so you guys didn’t have to. but just a heads up, i totally borrowed your pencil last week...”

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reclusivetheo‌:

“What the fuck is tonsil hockey?” 

“it’s the official sport of degrassi high, of course.”

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zigncvaks‌:

“I thought you’d learned your lesson by now, Fitzy. Need me to bring by some soup? – Just please don’t infect me.”

“might be too late because we share j’s. did you know mono takes four to seven weeks to show symptoms? i didn’t. i feel like my tonsils just got the clap.”

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lolaapcini‌:

“Mono? Oh, that’s awful! You should get tons of rest this weekend – poor thing. Dad will totes understand if you need a few days off from the Cantina!” 

“yeah, coughing on clean forks and infecting everyone at the cantina might be bad for business. sorry to leave you guys short staffed.”

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frhjsinclair‌:

“that’s so gross. i hope you know that.”

“no doubt. it’s fucking disgusting. and i fee like absolute crap so there’s that.”

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“PSA, don’t share drinks or play tonsil hockey with freshman. mono is no fun.”

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𝑡𝑒𝑥𝑡 » bee.

Bianca: fucking liar.

Bianca: yeah, that's what i fucking thought. rude ass.

Bianca: i have ways to shut you up. O is on his own.

fitz: the ways you shut me up make you louder so it's kind of a catch 20-20, don't ya think?

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sms 📲 pacini

lola: hey, i'll take alright! esp if it's from you!

lola: you're amazing thank u! my dad adores you! you're one of his fav customers :)

fitz: thanks for reminding me... i'm going to have to drop by the cantina and say hi to papa pacini. i've been slacking.

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eligcldswcrthys‌:

“Finally October. I’m typically not into the whole 'haunted house’ frenzy. It’s a little overdone, but I might give it a go this year. What about you?”

“i think everyone’s kind immune to haunted houses,” a spoke from a few seats diagonally from eli. “we already have to deal with scary pale figures jumping out of a hearse and popping out of corners all year around.”