500 Knives

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Essentially what my entire life looks like all the time. 

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Your darkness is shining,

My darkness is shining. 

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Now that I’ve listened to this 50 times in a row, it’s officially my new theme song. 

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When the dude at Starbucks asks if I’m a student.

And it’s been 13 years since I was in school.

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Me, when the credit card company sends me a letter to say they’ve extended my credit line. 

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Appropriately enough, we’ve been watching Batman. 

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The elegant sleep ballet of Mr. Lumps

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When you’re about to get into a kung fu fight in a crowded bar, followed by a car chase, and need intro music.

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If Damone and Weezer had a kid and sent him to summer camp to learn to play guitar. 

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2015 you are not so friendly so far. 

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When you find out you've been pronouncing a word wrong, but like the way you say it better.

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When you realize you have brownies and milk in your kitchen.

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when wednesday feels like friday

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Me, every time I have to leave a voice mail message.

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we just keep talking about the things we already know

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owning all the fines