Amoeboid Department

Fan of fucked up and twisted evil fictional characters who’s target demographic is 13 year old boys and people who wear tshirts with flaming skeletons on a motorcycle designs. And an even bigger fan of drawing said characters in stupid situations

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i'm choosing to build my basketball team aroubnd my buddy yggroth, who is 15 feet tall and weighs 800kg. he will be in charge of scoring. the rest of us will heal him.

[parallelkozak]

[larval-tear]

my carapace has been so lustrous recently

[fjordline]

I know you haven’t posted Transformers in a while but I just wanted you to know that I appreciate your Transformers content a lot. Both because your art is beautiful to look at and because you have seemingly pissed off at least a couple MTMTE fans and I find them Annoying, so seeing them mad is refreshing and makes you extra swag to me. I also appreciate you respecting Galvatron and Megatron as the loser men they are. Very nice work

thank you, that is very sweet <333 I respect the rights of goofy cartoon villains to be as funny and evil as they can be. I'm coincidentally in the middle of painting these two again

have I pissed off mtmte fans lmao?? 😭 funny if true

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

it’s like every single one of you is in competition for Miss Autism 2012

[memorycycle]

bugs wiki

caterpillar

caterpillar abilities

insatiable genius: the caterpillars next bite on a enemy leaf permanently elevates its consciousness (0 second cooldown)

[fjordline]

i cannot believe i wrote an essay for a comment on my post asking for my opinion.. only to get blocked before i could reply 💔

disclaimer: this is about something as unimportant as a character in a transformer comic and why i don't like him

i dont want to make anyone who's a tailgate superfan feel bad or anything this is just my personal opinion as someone who has read all of idw1. despite of how it may seem.. i do not identify as a hater! anyway, he's not an overtly bad character at the start, the contrived asspulls begin around the tyrest arc, tg supposedly has one day left to live because of lethal cybercrosis. he goes on to save everyone by jumping tyrest and then later rewriting the code of the legislators. and after a drawn out sad monologue on his death bed, cyclonus stabs him with his greatsword which…. for some reason cures his deadly illness. and it only gets worse once megatron arrives, the whole narrative bends over backwards to asskiss megatron and make you think of tailgate as some kind of cute mascot character to set up for the getaway 'villain' arc. tailgate is written as a stupid baby who earnestly believes he's injecting megatron with an 'anti-villain-virus' to get rid of his evil thoughts, his holoform is also. a baby. jro tries to make getaway look bad by making him cartoonishly evil, when, what getaway did cannot begin to be compared to everything megatron was doing right up to his trial. yet getaway gets all his limbs and jaw amputated and megatron gets to carry on with his ''''''''''''''''reformed autobot''''''''''''''' shit and all the good guys stick up for him.

yet somehow even worse than the megatron bootlicking is the 'energy spasm' incident. when cyclonus is shot while protecting tailgate and this causes him to be sooooo heartbroken that he .. has a panic attack that causes some kind of rainbow wave to go off for no reason. this wave somehow, not only wakes thunderclash up from his coma, but gives tailgate inexplicable super strength invincibility powers. It boggles my mind what made tg deserve any of that, because he cared about cyclonus and was sad he seemingly died? does that mean chromedome wasn't sad enough when rewind died or he also would have energy spasmed? this is around where i stopped on my last re-read so i don't remember the specific events of lost light quite as well, i do remember it not getting much better though.

and i personally cannot stand smol uwu bean type characters, when he says some shit like 'i deserve a heckin bomp for this' i start wanting to drown in a bathtub. cyclonus deserves so much better. they have no chemistry. they're just the 'grumpy x sunshine OTP XD' trite trope. whirl and cyc have a 200000 times more interesting dynamic. rodimus and his hatred of hats is a more interesting dynamic.

i feel like cyc gets bogged down so hard by the romance plot hes forced to take part in, when he's away from tg he is so much more entertaining and interesting. at a certain point it's like he starts doing fuck all except hang around tailgate and wax poetic about their love. cdrw manages to never be annoying when they're loveydovey with each other, but cygate drives me up the wall

mtmte is simultanously so good… yet so mald inducing that it compels me to write shit like this. i wouldnt care so much about this one fucking robot if (most of) the rest of the comic wasn't so excellent

this is all subjective obviously and i havent seen anyone else dislike tg other than me and some friends. he literally seems to be universally loved so maybe im just sick and twisted.

[fjordline]

seeing viktor mains in youtube comments going through a microscopic percentage of the pain i went through during the aatrox vgu. ok you like playing as him in the videogame. have you made a fleshed out, autistic, mind palace world for him to live in and think about him literally every waking hour? no, well do you REALLY like viktor as much as you think? those of you with an unhealthy obsession with viktor are allowed to grieve.

[bunkey]

youre not supposed to be in here

[sandmandaddy69]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

[cheddar-baby]

AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA HELP ME

[mrsterlingeverything]

[fjordline]

Finallyyyy saw TF One 🎉

i’m so glad we were alone in the cinema cus the entire time we were either laughing at megatron antics that were definitely not meant to be funny, or pointing at the screen going “OMG ITS PROWLLL”

[viledom]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

i get so scared. and i get scared again. yuo are never gonna calm me down. i get so scared. and i get scared again. you are never gonna calm me down. i drink a nervous drink. i drink a frightened drink. i drink an anxious drink, i drink a scary drink. i fear the scares that remind me of the scary times. i fear the scares that remind me of the horror times

[fjordline]

What are you even supposed to do after you finish reading something that cannot be beat. I felt like that after finishing Golden Kamuy, but now I'm really fucking feeling it after just finishing Usogui. That was the most insane incredible experience I've ever had reading a manga. I kneel.

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

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[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post