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@fkdmitri
thejainasolo:
“I don’t understand why you keep getting in my way. Every day, at the same time.” She sighed. “I’m just trying to get to class.”
“because it’s funny, and you get all worked up about it.” he slid to the side now however, with a grin. “but by all means, pass onwards, to go onto your boring class.”
superadelaides:
“Hey, you look a bit like that one kidnapper from the news. The one who took two children right out of the store. Has anyone mentioned that to you? The resemblance borders on uncanny, so I’m sure someone has.”
“i get that a lot. thank you. it’s my favourite compliment to receive.”
Thomas for Onepiece
i may seem like a mean person on the outside, but deep deep down, im worse
"i don’t see what the big deal is. who doesn’t like a bit of fire?”
&& // TURQUOISE OWL
olliebotwin:
meeting her date at the front of a restaurant seemed easy enough. the only problem was, even though this was for charity ollie already felt like this was cheating on avery. but, he was doing it too so why shouldn’t she participate? even if the whole thing worried her. arriving a few minutes before the supposed time, ollie looked around before spotting him. it didn’t register at first why dmitri would be waiting at her dollar date spot but then she saw his name badge and it all started to click. “no!” ollie whispered to herself before looking around, hoping that he hadn’t spotted her, “are you fucking kidding me?!”
dmitri whistled to himself, still practicing genuine and soft smiles, before hearing a curse behind him. he turned on the spot, and immediately his smile faded right back into his telltale scowl. for a moment he just glared at grape-girl, before his eyes fell onto her name badge. turquoise owl. “figures. i try to do something nice for charity, and i get stuck with the human equivalent of crocs.” he looked disgusted, shaking his head. “i hope you don’t expect me to actually stay and spend the night with you. otherwise you’re even more deluded then i originally thought.”
DMITRI COSMOS aka “dtf” having a smoke before heading to his oh my dollar date at shake out!
&& // TURQUOISE OWL
the only thing dmitri was hoping to get out of tonight was good old fashioned murder. he hoped whoever his date was would be stupid, naive, gullible, and most importantly unmissed if anything were to happen to her. messing up his hair with one hand, dmitri forced a pleasant smile as he stepped into shake out, eyes already scanning the premise for his date. turquoise owl. dmitri truly had no idea who this could be, but either way- he was ready for some fun. keeping his facade in place, dmitri kept his smile genuine and sincere as he waited at the front of the restaurant, name badge visible. his eyes scanned over the place one more time, there were a few lonesome and pathetic girls sitting by themselves in booths. if his date didn’t show up- he could always go on and have fun with one of them.
aerecn:
aereon cleared his throat, eyebrows shooting up as he glanced at the other; “ you what ? ” he asked, furrowing his brow. “ that … why are you telling me this, exactly ? ”
“i said, i enjoy psychological torture, and was wondering if there was anyone in particular you’d perhaps like me to go after. i get bored easily, you see. it’s time to shake things up.” dmitri said casually, as if he was discussing the weather.
i worry for the people you come into contact with
i worry for all the idiots at this stupid fucking school. i mean, really, is it even my fault anymore? people practically lay themselves on the train tracks in front of me.
how are you handling carmen's departure?
i’ve cried whilst wanking myself off about five times already.