28/10/1918

I love you eternally and love you more and more infinitely and immeasurably

[zwischenstadt]

From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened

[garbage-empress]

http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

This thread was wild, especially because the OP was posting webcam photos from nearby right after the first plane hit. Possibly before CNN even reported on it. 

wow terrorists hijacking a plane that’s fucking rich, you idiot, you complete buffoon

This poster might be one of the first dozen people in history to publicly accuse Osama Bin Laden, possibly before any news agencies, and their post has the words “ROTFL Owned” in it.

[la-volpe-bianca]

🤔🤔🤔

[spicyposting]

Posted not even 2 hours after the 9/11 attacks and this person predicted the next 2 decades of American public policy. Remarkable.

[teathattast]

[i-am-committing-tax-fraud]

Maurice

[teathattast]

Maurice

[nemesisvariant]

Maurice

[nuiiphy]

Maurice

[catgifsinthesenate]

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

[calechipconecrimes]

Maurice

[catcrumb]

[meangirlnurse]

if the satanic panic was happening now a lot of you guys would be like “DNI if you don’t believe survivors of satanic ritual abuse at daycare”

[meangirlnurse]

have already been accused of being a fascist for making this post

[tragicallyphosphorescent]

I dare you to explain what "satanic panic" is supposed to symbolize here. Did you refrain from saying "red scare" or especially "war of drugs" cause you knew if you said that people would stop for a minute and consider before rebloging this nonsense post mindlessly? Or is this about survivor of violence or rape? Or just what tf is this about?

[meangirlnurse]

have you considered googling “satanic panic.” sometimes if you look up words you don’t know you can find out what they mean

[airyes]

i love you cds i love you dvds i love you dated technology i love you personal websites i love you curating your own online experience i love you html i love you css i love you neocities i love you internet i love you

[carlyraejepsans]

et tu, mblr?

[loathsomespider]

dni if you are meant for educational purposes only, bear any resemblances to real persons living or dead, are void where prohibited, require assembly, list each check separately by bank number, do not include batteries, may settle your contents during shipment, express no other warranty, or may be too intense for some viewers

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[wickedwonderlandd]

[dykehayleywilliams]

[yehudah]

me after i post my opinion to tumblr.com and omegaverse-obsessed-otaku with a picrew icon responds with "no. you know what? no. fuck you"

[omegaverse-obsessed-otaku]

Hey fuck this post

[yehudah]

[testosteronetwunk]

[nebulous-nebuli]

[carlandrea]

"romeo should have checked" girl she was a corpse. she was a corpse in a crypt. She took a magic "looking like a corpse" potion and then they buried her and then romeo found her fully 100% buried what are you TALKING about

[fuckyeah2000s]

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

That shit reading like a metal gear solid dialogue

[redpandarascal]

[solidssnakeass]

[frerardthetruestory]

 Frank in The Frerard Romance Part One. - April 28th 2008 - OBSSESEDwithMCR

[bongwateriero]

can we talk about it

[thoodleoo]

me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.

also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus

[songsforedith]

There's something about Fall Out Boy circa 2007-2009. On paper I'm not very fond of the relatively squeaky clean alt rock pop punk they perfected. On the other hand, I can hit play on Hum Hallelujah or What a Catch Donnie or The Shipped Gold Standard or Thriller at any time and be immediately taken back to high school. All of my stupid teenage neuroses, all the mistakes I didn't realise until it was too late, everyone I lost and everyone I will - I have nobody to share them with anymore. But Fall Out Boy knows.

Maybe it's just by virtue of faded nostalgia or just sheer circumstance. But still. No one gets me like Fall Out Boy does.