Bro 1 - I’m going to compliment you on this thing you do but would normally insult others when they do it.
Bro 1 - calling my brother your boyfriend still, you’ve been married 12 years, but you still call each other nombres de novios, I guess it’s because you’ve been together since high school that it feels romantic or nostalgic, when other people do it, it feels forced or fake or campy in the worst way, like if I did that with my wife it would be so awkward and it would feel like we are too old to be saying boyfriend and girlfriend, when you do it its endearing
Wife 2 - - you’re a pretentious prick you know that?
Wife 2 - why do you have to start everything with this defensive pre-take, so I don’t think you’re up to some maniacal side scheme when you talk to me...your dad does the same thing
Bro 1 - that makes sense then doesn’t it?
Wife 2 - give me the agency to take the message as is without all your political spin beforehand okay, I can decide to trust your sincerity or not, okay, like you said 12 years and I’ve known you just as long, who started this preemptive strike move, who started this annoying trait in your clan I be-
Bro 1 - or maybe it’s a mitochondrial Eve thing
Wife 2 - - I’m going with Adam but with your mom you’d never know...
Bro 2 -- have yall seen the kids? what are yall doing?
Bro 1 - I was just telling your wife how much I admire your relationship, its someth-
Bro 2 --ya ya we're one happy family
Wife 2 - - why do you have to be like that you know you love me ´´she makes a kissy face at her husband``
Bro 2 -- ya of course I do, anyways have you seen the kids...we were playing hide and seek but I think they outsmarted me and left me high and dry
Wife 2 - - sounds about right, they have pulled the same trick on me a couple times lately, when I found them they were playing some imaginary game where they could all be whatever character they wanted, the trick made sense to me...they just wanted to be free for a moment, I get that
Bro 2 -- I get that too but for now we got three kids on the loose cause they wanted to be free and who knows where their little imaginations took them
Bro 1 - I’ll help you find them
Wife 2 - - I’ll bet they are okay and just about now have established the rules of their hide n seek oasis, leave them alone till they come for us
Bro 2 -- we will keep up the theme of hide n seek, they won’t know we found them, like when they were toddlers, remember?
Wife 2 - - whatever you say
Bro 1 - well let’s just go find them to not find them okay
Bro 2 -- so, what were you talking about the first Adam or what?
Wife 2 - - look at you always listening in
Bro 2 -- it’s not listening in if you were just trying to be a good father, I was gonna not find them before you mentioned it, but I wasn’t going to make a big deal about it
Wife 2 - - we’ve heard this before, you are first. and you are the best father, we know
Bro 2 -- I don’t even want to know our first Adam if it’s what connects me to your family
Bro 1 - what do you mean?
Wife 2 - - don’t encourage him
Bro 2 -- her family’s all degenerates, whoever connects me to her family can be nothing less than a miscreant of the highest order
Wife 2 - - well who knows how far back you had to go to connect us but one day you’ll be the first Adam for someone having this same fucked up conversation and you’ll be the degenerate connecting someone to my family line
Bro 1 - I don’t think that’s how the Adam and Eve thing works
Wife 2 - - here we go I know yall are going to gang up on me like always, you can never talk to two brothers, you know we were having a nice conversation before this pea brain arrived
Bro 1 - ya sorry about that but this is why I have to do the preemptive strike, I didn’t say you were wrong on the Adam and Eve thing because we are brothers, it was just because you were wrong about the Adam and Eve thing, when it comes to divorce I’m ride or die, until then I’m switching sides like some shit hamburgers, just one flip, okay guys, one flip!
Bro 2 -- do you realize no one can take you seriously when you get mad about the points you are trying to make
Bro 1 - Exactly. there’s no teams out here, and I stand by my passion for proper burger cooking procedure
Wife 2 - - so, father of the year went and found the kids huh
Bro 2 -- no teams remember, I’m going to let them come to us
Wife 2 - - I’m not going to make a big deal of this moment, so it happens again
Bro 2 -- well you’ve gloated a bit much and I’ll be sure it doesn’t
Bro 1 - Now that I think about it even though you were wrong about the Adam and Eve thing in one way like, wouldn’t your family be connected to you as the first eve and my bro would connect our family as the first Adam to connect whatever future person was talking about this? so the degenerate still would be you and not my bro, got to defend the bros, there are teams never forget that
Wife 2 - - you a real bitch you know that
Bro 1 - ya a pretty one though, but you were right though like one day we could all be the first Adams and Eves depending on how humans evolve, maybe you’ll both be a side branch because you don’t have the most advance genome like I do or maybe your daughter won’t have babies and my daughter going to have so many...just for the sake of being that mitochondrial Eve
Bro 2 -- still sounds kind of weird to be talking about this but our daughter can do whatever she wants
Bro 1 - come on she’s not here you can say what you really think
Wife 2 - - I will fight you if you try to talk shit about my daughters - you still don’t even have kids so shut up about all this
Wife 1 - have yall seen the kids?
Wife 2 - - they went with your parents for ice cream and to run around some park or something
Bro 1 - what?? this whole time we are worried about finding the kids and you know they aren’t even here
Wife 2 - - were you really that worried you haven’t even left this room
Bro 2 -- I wish I was surprised
Wife 1 - what are yall talking about?
Wife 2 - - see not eavesdropping
Bro 1 - we are talking about how as humans grow and evolve the most common ancestor can change over time, if their lineage, male or female are not fulfilled
Wife 1 - so, it’s not all our ancestor’s faults?
Bro 1 - exactly at some point the chain breaks and a new order becomes the way forward there’s no telling why that happens but why can’t it be us
Wife 1 - I think it is you honey
Bro 1 - , I think it’s you
Bro 2 -- okay enough of that so we know the kids are okay and we know our lives our up to us and evolutionary biology might explain past actions, but they don’t excuse current behaviors, like lying to your husband
Wife 1 - so, what explains why my husband is going to break the chains and become a new Adam
Bro 2 -- well between the two of us I’m definitely more likely to become the new Adam and that’s because he’s a fatalist and I take the bull down bare handed and cup the balls
Wife 1 - wouldn’t a fatalist be just as likely to be the new Adam as a ball grabber? And my husband could grab the bulls balls if he wanted too…
Bro 2 -- fatalism does not allow for greatness like someone who understands we only have today, but we can still invest in tomorrow with our actions now, we have children to show them a better world, we hop-
Bro 1 - anyways fatalism isn’t even what I or we believe so who cares about your PMA mindset
Wife 1 - yes that’s not what I would say I believe in but I still think fatalism doesn’t limit greatness from its ideology, any ideology is an excuse to do as you please through an aesthetic lens that pleases you, any fatalist would accept the life that comes to them, whether that’s a revolutionary, a chef, a thief, or a beggar, fatalism allows the gamer to choose their player like any ideology
Bro 2 -- but it doesn’t encourage you to change your circumstances for the better, it doesn’t encourage for societal improvement
Wife 1 - it encourages you to accept life as you take it...so if you are a butcher and the thieves gun jams you shouldn’t give him a chop as a fatalist? you should just accept life as it is and let him fix the jam repoint the gun and rob and kill you? no the fatalist would do what they could with the opportunity like anyone else
Bro 2 -- well what does it matter it’s not what you believe...so what do you believe, and you too for that matter?
Wife 1 - I believe ideology is divine and mortal, an excuse to feel anguish and joy, absurd but maybe necessary in some abstract way for framing
Bro 1 - ideology for me is a distraction from living, ideology is just another word for worrying, fall way from your religious pedantry, rituals are as sinful as gluttony, come into the light free from literal frames and find the abstract frame floating in the abyss guiding your you, there’s nothing to hold onto there so breathe in then hold then out and move on to the material world around you
Bro 2 -- I like what she said better
Wife 2 - - why do you guys even like to think about this stuff
Wife 1 - you basically are saying what we are saying but way cooler
Bro 2 -- don’t encourage her
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