Sweet&Sassy

Larrie, croissants enthusiast.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[holdmelikeadrug]

louis when asked a question about harry: hehehe hehehe heh

[kosmogrl]

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[nightmarereverie]

[jumex]

Have you ever

No. i dont do shit

[ohmy1zarry]

He made it in 42 seconds!

[dazy-laze]

#so so here for tiny bby niall being slung over paul’s shoulder and carried like a sack of potatoes #and liam being as still as possible to help ease the burden #zayn being a little unsure and cautious at the beginning #but smiling and laughing at the end #and louis’s little leap into paul’s arms #being a terror with his encouraging booty slaps #and giant failboat giraffe harry styles #almost braining himself on the studio floor with his eagerness #IS THERE NOTHING ABOUT THIS BAND THAT ISN’T PAINFUL #LIKE A THOUSAND TINY NEEDLES BEING SHOVED INTO MY EYES AT ONCE?!?! (x)

[zegalba]

[mickeygifs]

[flowercrownilya]

Hey @howlinchickhowl did you think you could slip this beautiful little essay into the tags and I wouldn’t notice?

[lifeattomsdiner]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[softlyspector-deactivated202408]

sorry i have to go stare at images of that guy. yeah it’s gonna be all day.

[dancefloors]

spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.

[dancefloors]

absolute best 1d question dodging tactic though was them all taking the world’s most awkward beat then louis saying something vaguely bitchy yet completely unintelligible in the strongest doncaster accent to grace the mortal ear (taking a minimum of 45 seconds for the human brain to decode), meanwhile zayn’s presence would simply be leaving the room in every metaphysical shape and form, and niall would be laughing in the back for no reason. lynchian. I think that’s the tactic the CIA used to convince witnesses they were having a stroke.

[dancefloors]

“a movie that feels like a movie” sorry that was just his instinctive winter soldier training you wouldn’t understand

[awesomefringey]

Harry nervously whistling “No Control” while checking if Prince William is all over his man again.

[outromoony]

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?