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Choi Minho || SHINee || Singer || Lyricist || Actor || RP Only Mun and Muse 25+ {Blog Information}

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                                                Choi Minho                                                  9 Dec 1991                      SHINee || Singer || Lyricist || Actor || AUs || RP Only                                            Mun and Muse 25+                                             {Blog Information}

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( ✉️ : minho ) has gong yoo been teaching you? i hope not because i'd rather not have to congratulate him on being a good teacher.

( ✉️ : minho ) does he read your texts? hi gong yoo! 👋

( ✉️ : minho ) it took much longer than i'd care to admit to get my driver's license, but i do in fact drive 😅 but in this case, speed bump is like something you say when everything's going smoothly and you . . . well, hit a speed bump. nothing dramatic, just a little bump on the road.

( ✉️ : minho ) hopefully soon 😭 once i've got my mind a bit more settled. more importantly, when are you and gong yoo dragging your lovey dovey selves to the states?

@cswnpl

[ sms ] he read my text? I must ask! I learn from him a little, he too busy! [ sms ] oh that is not good, is everything okay? you need friend talk about? [ sms ] I travel recent around, I must ask him when he free we go visit you!

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( ✉️ : minho ) i thought it would be good to re-introduce myself, just in case you had forgotten who i am - didn't want you to think i was a psycho stalker or something.

( ✉️ : minho ) a couple of speed bumps here and there, but i'm good! i've missed you, too. how are you, what's new? how are the fur babies and gong yoo?

@cswnpl

[ sms ] you silly! I remember, and I practice English, you see me better? [ sms ] speed bump? you drive? internet say speed bump for speed when driving. fur babies good, gong yoo good too. We miss you! when come to Korea you?

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( ✉️ : minho ) hello.

( ✉️ : minho ) my name is candice, pleasure to meet you.

( ✉️ : minho ) we've met before but i'm sure you've forgotten, being your fabulous self and all.

( ✉️ : minho ) now i kindly demand that you remember me, thank you ☺️

@cswnpl

[ sms ] candice! of course I remember you- why are you reintroducing yourself? [ sms ] how are you? I am very remembering of you and have missed your presence!

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"Popcorn, after you get me a machine so I can make popcorn with."

"And why can't we have someone else buy you said popcorn machine?"

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"I meant for you to get me a popcorn machine. You never get a hint."

"What are you going to get me in return then?!"

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"Minho! Should I get a popcorn machine?"

"And why are you getting a popcorn machine?"

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Mmhm. Which means we have the place to ourselves, or we can run away elsewhere for a little bit.

@cafebommie

"Well... how about we go away for a small getaway, noona?"

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Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning?

@beommiya

Maybe?

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Our parents have taken their grandchildren for the weekend~

@cafebommie

Oh? Really?

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Minhoooooooooooooooo~

@cafebommie

Noona!

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"Exactly, it is a rodent, a very cute one!"

@beommiya

"You already have two dogs, why do you want a rodent?"

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"I want a prairie dog."

@beommiya

"And why on earth do you want one of those? Aren't they considered rodents?"

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"You dressed like a male stripper putting on a show for the Queen of Saudi Arabia. I'm wearing the dress and I'm going to make it look tasteful. And I'm cancelling the sports packages."

@cafebommie

"I never did that! I have no clue what you're talking about."

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"Okay, I give up."

@beommiya

Grins.

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"BUT MINHO! It's a gorgeous dress! You're not even giving it a fair chance! There's lace in the right places, and like Kibummie said, I can just wear nude underwear underneath it. It'll look stunning. Just let Kibum model it so you can get an idea of what we're talking about!"

@cafebommie

"I'm not talking to you if you wear it."

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"From what I understood from noona, the dress is see through, of course she has to wear something underneath it, don't you think? And what I mentioned seems like a great idea to make the dress look good but also protect noona's decency. Want me to model it for you so you get an idea and pray to gods to remove that image from your brain?"

@beommiya

"Kim Kibum. If you put her in that dress I'll make sure to cut up everyone of your lovely outfits in your closet. Teach your two dogs to pee in every little possible location in your home and destroy it."