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Welcome to the Fire Kingdom

[flamilial]

low act. FIRE KINGDOM from ADVENTURE TIME - by MEEP

[umaspotted]

Rules || Sh.igeo "Mob" Kag.eyama || Main

[flamilial]

... Placing a finger on it, he watches the popsicle melt until the stick goes up in flames.

[aonokumura]

🌀"NOOO!! What a waste!" 🐈‍⬛

[flamilial]

"I wouldn't call it a waste, the result would be the same if I'd attempted to eat it in earnest."

[flamilial]

Summertiiiiiiime.

[aonokumura]

🌀Offers a popsicle. 🐈‍⬛

[flamilial]

... Placing a finger on it, he watches the popsicle melt until the stick goes up in flames.

[flamilial]

Summertiiiiiiime.

[finncomet]

☄️ He's perched on the edge of a volcano, swinging his legs idly over the bubbling lava below. 🦋

[flamilial]

"... The lava's nice today, yeah?"

[flamilial]

"Well, it's definitely a way to stay awake if anything, I suppose. Let me just-"

He brightens, and with it expands the bubble of heat surrounding him until it's encompassing Finn as well.

"There. How's that- better?"

[finncomet]

☄️ "Haha... totally. Oh yeah, that reminds me. I was supposed to go to bed early today."

The shivering stopped once the heat bubble reached him. "Much better. Maybe I should step down as Hero of Ooo, since you're always here to save the day." 🦋

[flamilial]

"Something important you need to be rested for?"

He shakes his head near immediately at the suggestion, even if humorous.

"Glob no, I can't even imagine it– Besides, that's really only been the case for your day."

[flamilial]

@finncomet "Absolutely nothing to worry about."

".. Did you recently take a swim, or-"

[finncomet]

☄️ "...yep!"

"Nothing like a late-December midnight swim to clear the mind." He's wringing his hair out as he speaks. And shivering. 🦋

[flamilial]

"Well, it's definitely a way to stay awake if anything, I suppose. Let me just-"

He brightens, and with it expands the bubble of heat surrounding him until it's encompassing Finn as well.

"There. How's that- better?"

[flamilial]

@finncomet "Absolutely nothing to worry about."

".. Did you recently take a swim, or-"

[flamilial]

He has the strangest feeling.. can't quite place why.

[flamilial]

@finncomet "Here! I knitted y'all hats and scarves outta steel wool!" And apparently 'knitted' was code for 'duct-taped together'.

"Finally, a hero arrives in our most dire hour of need.. I feel warmer already! Hehe, thanks Finn."

"The duct tape is going to melt, y'know, being exposed to high temperatures for prolonged periods and all.. not to mention the fact we don't retain heat in the same way you do-"

"..."

"..? Oh– but, obviously, it's very thoughtful regardless and we appreciate it. Of course."

[finncomet]

☄️ "Always happy to help-!"

"...wait, duct tape isn't fireproof? Aw, nuts. Thwarted once again by my own lack of knowledge."

"I knew I should've used super glue." 🦋

[flamilial]

"I suppose it's..fire resistant as, technically, only part of the duct tape is flammable. The fabric-like mesh at its core, but at the same time that fabric is coated with polyethylene, which won’t burn. Exposure to heat is what eventually degrades the material—"

"..Super glue is notoriously flammable, Finn."

[flamilial]

@finncomet "Here! I knitted y'all hats and scarves outta steel wool!" And apparently 'knitted' was code for 'duct-taped together'.

"Finally, a hero arrives in our most dire hour of need.. I feel warmer already! Hehe, thanks Finn."

"The duct tape is going to melt, y'know, being exposed to high temperatures for prolonged periods and all.. not to mention the fact we don't retain heat in the same way you do-"

"..."

"..? Oh– but, obviously, it's very thoughtful regardless and we appreciate it. Of course."

[flamilial]

"You good? Y'know- this is why I tell you to stick to conserving that core heat instead of exerting it all to look like a big ol' fireball."

"I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm great, better than ever, this cold season is particularly tame even!"

"Ooooookay, big guy! I'll leave you to your microsleep, let me know when you're ready to call it quits."

"I was just blinking.. for a slightly extended period."

[flamilial]

"Humor is subjective, so I won't argue that."

"However, it's not only built upon something that already exists— it merely points out the obvious consequences of fire and a tree interacting. How creative is that, really?"

[finncomet]

☄️ "Haha, sure, if you say so."

"But are the consequences really that obvious? I don't know... maybe we should conduct an experiment. For science." 🦋

[flamilial]

"... I think so– but if you must see it to believe it. Well."

"I can't deny you that."

[flamilial]

@finncomet ...STARTS LAUGHING...

"Don't– c'mon, don't laugh."

[finncomet]

☄️ "Come on dude, it's pretty funny."

"Gotta give 'em props for creativity." ☄️

[flamilial]

"Humor is subjective, so I won't argue that."

"However, it's not only built upon something that already exists— it merely points out the obvious consequences of fire and a tree interacting. How creative is that, really?"

[flamilial]

@finncomet ...STARTS LAUGHING...

"Don't– c'mon, don't laugh."

[flamilial]

Flint and Finn-y, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n- *the tree branch burns to ashes and they fall on their asses*

"... I hope you're finished– no clue what this was meant to accomplish exactly."