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ladugard

she’s small, she sparkles, she’s always ready to fight and i love her so much

theweirdwideweb

b99thingsv2

When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.

gondor-reveal-party

when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.

freejimmer-blog

Why do they want us dead so badly

alexagent21

stfu this price on food will keep me alive when I’m starving and putting quarters together to maybe stay alive until my next shift.

thequantumqueer

rich people: why is unhealthy food so cheap? don’t they know we have no self-control and will eat this until it causes health problems?

poor people: oh, thank god, something i can afford.

weird-syrup

Five bucks can buy you so much more though if you take more than five minutes to prepare it.

medusaofthesea-deactivated20160

Umm. Idk where you’re buying groceries, but $5 doesn’t get me anything.

theunicornkittenkween-deactivat

Lol they want u to live on salted pasta and nothing else. XDDD God forbid people want something cheap that TASTES good.

Like- if u have more than $5 u can buy lots of things in bulk and per serving it’s cheaper. But for just straight $5??? Fuck outta here. $5 is like the cost of one spice at a grocery store ffs

periegesisvoid-deactivated

Yeah for just straight $5 I could maybe buy a bag of rice and a jar of peanut butter, and that’s honestly less complete nutrition than that fast food, which at least has some vegetables in it, some meat, etc.

an-gremlin-deactivated20160222

Rich people don’t get that being poor actually costs money. Terry Pratchett summed it up pretty well in one of the Discworld books: “But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.”

sine-cosine

In fact, it’s such a good example that one widely used term to describe this socioeconomic bullshit is literally ‘Vime’s Boots’

linda-belcher

elidaddyy

the harvest is bountiful this year

thorffour-deactivated20190920

nbeenary

millennial-review-deactivated20

a power move

ultimate shipper meme » [1/1] invincible, incomparable quote

“All those boys chasing me, but it was only ever Rory. Why was that?”

digivolvin

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

digivolvin

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

digivolvin

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

digivolvin

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: