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Farrow. 26. He/they. Master possum dad and anarchist arsonist. 5 time Darwin Award nominee. Long live Flamethrower III. I can and will break your spine over my kneecap if I wanted to. Not a furry. Self-proclaimed wifeboss. Steel is heavier than feathers. Dexter get off my fucking blog. if you’re here and u dont kno this is an oc blog heres op saying do not fucking own possums i swear to god ill kill y

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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

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hello little man what is your favorite video game

Hi little grey man! :^)

I’m what the ladies like to call a “gamer”. Men in Fortnite lobbies tend to call me other things that I can’t really repeat.

I realized while replying to this that I am honestly more of an arcade kind of guy rather than a sit at home gamer. Dad DID get us a communal family switch though so I might as well use it. I don’t use it that much though. The switch is totally lame. [Lie]

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farrow did you die for real. or for fakes.

At least now I know how a bullet to the head feels! Newsflash: IT SUCKS!!!!!!!! At least now I can make fun of Dexter for thinking it’s so bad now, though. ‘Cause yeah maybe it is but maybe if I pretend it isn’t he’ll get all mad and it’ll be funny.

Anyways hi I’m sure this head wound will have no eggect on my brain’s functions. I typoed that word but I think eggect sounds funnier

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2/2

Well. I guess we solved that.

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1/2

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Hey . I noticed in your bio you said you're a furry??? Care to elaborate? - 💙🔪

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nice farrow i kind of wish you were erased from existence :/

what if that were you

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What do you see in the world, my friend?

I see a lot of things! A lot of trees, a lot of lampposts, a lot of innocent townies asleep in their homes, a lot of grass…

I was hoping the confirmed Sheriff would be willing to let me practice on him and give me some pointers. It’d suck if I visited, say, a surprise Veteran or something on the first night, right?

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Farrow, when will you leave to be on your ooowwnn? youve got the whole wooorld to seeee

First night out as a sheriff yippee! Does he succeed or fail, nicepossums nation vote now on your phones…..

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Bro just pick up a Moonlit Miami brochure and look at their lead strings player

Nope! No siree! Still straight and cis over here, I’m afraid! Just some strings player, we’re good!

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dexter run it might be contagious

Genius idea! I’ll act like it’s contagious and see if it gets a response out of him.

…He’s still here, just in a different room now… Does he have any idea I could kill him in seconds if I wanted to? -🔪

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Hello Sheriff Farrow! Please don’t mind me or my gun, I am a Normal Townie like you :-) I’m looking forward to working with you to make Salem a More Wholesome and Peaceful Village!

Wowza! Howdy hey, fellow Townie! You have a beautiful gun, I assume you’re a respectable Vigilante or Veteran, or a modern Jailor! I also look forward to working with you, and making the town a safer place to live!

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Thank you very much, my Friend :-) Keep your chin up, most people don’t trust Helpful Townies, but they’ll warm up to you Eventually :-))

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I love wise Townie Guidance! I feel so Enlightened!

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I'm convinced he's bewitched, you should probably punch him

Hm… I think that did the trick. Sure, I didn’t go all out on him, but just that should’ve been enough to knock anything that shouldn’t be in there out of h—

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…Guess this isn’t a witch problem or a demonic possession problem.

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You're still gnc as fuck

I was strictly trying not to be GNC! New role, new me, right? Guess I messed that up…No worries, I can just try again!

…The fuck did you guys do to him? - 🔪