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when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

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this is what slipknot’s self-titled feels like

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i made u a cookie but i eated it 😔

i made u a meat but i beated it 😳

i made u a post but i tweeted it 😞

i made u a nut but i skeeted it 😩

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This new Death Grips song slaps

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This is the funniest shit I ever seen

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judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18

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What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

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I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

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Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

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Did he survive?

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Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

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His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[kaijuno]

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

[dreams-squared]

what are we gonna do now boss?

[kaijuno]

Absolute anarchy

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it’s off the google play store as well lmao

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nobody gets in. nobody gets out

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nah but on a real note there is an insane amount of porn on here like yes you can filter it out or whatever but theres sooooo many porn bots & blogs apple’s tired of it 💀

[amoisthobo]

This means I can be wild as I want and no one from the outside world will be able to see

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WE POSTIN WIT OUR DICKS OUT FUCK WHAT DA TEACHER SAID

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Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

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That’s why Californians are like that

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