Flammus

Founder, CEO, Editor in Chief of Zeon; The (un)official DM for Tumblr RE RP community; Disaster Gay

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

[tokkibean]

writing is so easy. you just open your doc. dissociate. write one sentence. have a mental breakdown. close the doc. wash rinse repeat this over a week and eventually you'll get somewhere!!

[flammus713]

Two kinds of tape at work: bad icky gross that doesn't hold anything and the good tape that sticks very well and smells like good balsamic vinegar.

We got balsamic tape today

[flammus713]

Tumblr stop showing me communities. I want nothing to do with these people.

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[liarsblade]

I love it when posts about sex in fanfiction leave my orbit because I always get to learn interesting things about what transformers fandom is doing

[not-an-imitation]

You and LKO are how I started shipping Zeon actually.

Like I was never AGAINST it (I don't believe in being against character ships, I have bigger problems in life) but I just never really thought about it as an option until y'all opened my eyes.

And now I watch all of your threads like this

Awww thank you <3

Honestly think we did it to a lot of people. We aren't truly sure, but we think we made the ship ourselves? Like in a not non-con way. (There are quite a few fics on ao3 that go back to the release of the game, but they were all non-con and usually resulted to Leon being killed unfortunately)

It kind of started as a joke on my end. I showed up in his ask box one day and just started fucking with him. It escalated from there.

@flammus713 has been kind enough to write fics for us that are consensual. I am happy she was bitten by the Zeon bug. (Sorry for tagging you Flammus and despite what you think, your fics are A+ and you deserve the praise and recognition for all your hard work)

I have definitely opened quite a few people's eyes to the potential of these two idiots together in a never-ending battle of wills.

@leon-kennedy-offical hey doofus, look at this cute ask :3

Btw I don't mention it enough but I love your Zeon doodles. They are so cute <3

[flammus713]

WHEIAICIOAIS DON'T TAG ME—

In all seriousness I am glad everyone is enjoying my Zeon fics, it makes my heart happy <33 (I will admit I started writing Zeon for me because you and LKO frustrated me so much but I'm so glad everyone else is enjoying the Zeon so much that they're requesting things like hell yeah I love this it's so fun)

Writing fic is very fun and I will admit I feel very validated when I look at my comments the next day, especially when it's someone who didn't expect to see Zeon and found out they really enjoy it. I've only written like.....maybe seven so far but I don't intend to stop any time soon >:3

[skelesass]

chrisker week 2026 day 2: Mind control

have a VERY rough after work sketch

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

[lacystar]

Having a hyperfixation while being in a depressed episode is so fucking crazy. All Food tastes bad and I can’t bring myself to shower and reading for an assignment sounds like waterboarding but show me a good fic of Boo Boo Johnnykins and suddenly the world is sunny and for Boo Boo Johnnykins I won’t kill myself for another day

[not-an-imitation]

Keep trying to reply to literally 1 (one) rp right now and keep getting interrupted. Let me reply!!!!!

[kori-ingyouallonmyback]

No /jk

[not-an-imitation]

LET ME MAKEOUT WITH THE BOY KŌRI.

[kori-ingyouallonmyback]

NEVER IM HOMOPHOBIC TO YOU SPECIFICALLY

[not-an-imitation]

OBVIOUSLY. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. LESBIAN AND GAY ALLIANCE

Its because its Leon isnt it. Cant see him haopy.

[kori-ingyouallonmyback]

He didn't replace the filter in the coffee machine and I had to drink stale coffee today. Leon can catch these HANDS.

[not-an-imitation]

@leon-kennedy-offical ... apologize to the lady.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

I’m sorry!

[not-an-imitation]

Good boy. >;]

[leon-kennedy-offical]

………..

[not-an-imitation]

You're cute when youre speechless.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Stop…

[not-an-imitation]

Oh, dont get bashful on me now.

[kori-ingyouallonmyback]

WE ARE IN THE BREAK ROOM. YES I AM STILL HERE. Wait, how are YOU here???

[not-an-imitation]

I actually traveled here inside of Leons ass.

[not-an-imitation]

Tumblr... I don't know how to tell you this because I enjoy the spirit.. I really do, but I am gay in the other direction...

[flammus713]

Tumblr wants you to show it to ME your queer lavender wife obviously

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[not-an-imitation]

See, here at the Zeon factory we cover a large breadth of topics in one thread. Want to be horny and then cry within 3 rbs of each other? Weve got a thread for that.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

If you and Zeno @not-an-imitation were playing Who Am I, what would you put on Zeno's forehead?

I’m confused

[not-an-imitation]

Are you not familiar with the game? You hold up a card without looking at it that has a famous person on it to your forehead and you ask questions to try to figure out who is on your card.

I didn't write this ask, but now I am curious. I would probably put someone you couldn't save, just to be a dick.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

I fucking hate you. I’d put Albert on yours because you’d just think I put you.

[not-an-imitation]

Just for this you are getting Luis.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

You started it!

[not-an-imitation]

"Mooooom he's touching me!" That's what you sound like right now.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

I would say you sound as bad, but you don’t have a mom!

[not-an-imitation]

Neither do you.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Fuck you!

[not-an-imitation]

When and where? Should I bring you a gift?

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Only if that gift comes in a package. ;)

[not-an-imitation]

Really leaning into the pride spirit. Looks good on you. Embrace it.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Maybe I will.

[not-an-imitation]

Oh? Elaborate. Go ahead. Use those words of yours.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

No. You’ll get too into it.

[not-an-imitation]

Is that so?

He smirks at him

Youre cute when you think you have the upper hand.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

I don’t want my upper hand anywhere near where you want it to be.

[not-an-imitation]

.... no I think we both quite prefer when the hand is lower.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

I’d be homophobic if the only gay was you.

[not-an-imitation]

..... are you saying that youre straight? Or that if I was the last gay at the pride event you'd still go home alone (but by choice)?

[leon-kennedy-offical]

I’m definitely not straight.

I’m saying that if there was only one gay in the entire universe, and he was you, I’d be homophobic (to hate gay people.)

[not-an-imitation]

I have been nothing but nice to you... And still you treat me like this?

He draws a silenced handgun from his jacket, aiming it directly at Leon.

I have had enough of your games, Mr Kennedy... I will not continue to be made a fool of. Say your last words or figure out a way to make it up to me. The choice is yours... tick tock.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Zeno.. Come on. You're not going to shoot me.

[not-an-imitation]

Are those really the words you want to end your life with?

"You're not going to shoot me"?

He pulls the slide back to cock the gun.

Do you really want to take that chance?

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Fear flickers slightly in Leon's eyes. He's not sure. Not sure at all. He'd like to believe that they're close enough for him to not shoot him over an argument. But.. he can't guarantee.

Zeno..

[not-an-imitation]

Leon...

His hand gun waivers. He doesn't want to shoot him, but he feels like he has left him no choice. There were only so many times he could be made a fool of.

Don't make me do this..

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Already regretting his life choices, he drops to his knees, hands up.

Come on.

[kori-ingyouallonmyback]

OOC

Spent 5 hours working on this shitty piece 🙏 I hate it but I could never deprive the fandom of trash art 🤪😍 so have a shitty 80s rollerskater Zeno!

Don't repost my work anywhere else. I don't own the character ofc.

[skelesass]

chrisker week 2026 day 1: Royalty AU the snake and his wolf

[flammus713]