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ds/nb/phoenix as in i am a phoenix not i live in phoenix who the fuck lives in phoenix

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oh man

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nyoom

[gulesgardener-archive]

lmfao well we can unfollow if you want 8P

a demigod huh

im jade nice to meet you i guess

hope the headache gets better

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no no i did say im thankful you did follow see im all civil

hey jade nice to meet you too probably

and thank you its better now that ive been awake for a while

so how are you

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falling out of my wheelchair taking selfies on the floor living that demigod life

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alright so

halphrodite charlesegbert gulesgardener kiksuyapinavezgane timorousglitchead ihoupurinsu

youre all here because tumblr followed you on its own while i was asleep and yet you were nice enough to follow back which im obviously very grateful for so im taking this opportunity to make the first greeting post of my life

hi im ds im a demigod and ive got a killer headache what is the happenings

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oh my fucking god tumblr literally followed 15 blogs for me

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i passed out

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desajustarse replied to your post:desajustarse replied to your post:basically just...

I’m summoning you so I can reprimand you for not giving me a stern enough look.

oh yeah its going down watch me have a calm serious conversation with you about this

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desajustarse replied to your post:basically just dont summon anyone ever

Summon everyone, forever? Well, if you say so.

summon me so i can give you a stern look

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basically just dont summon anyone ever

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ok whats also shit is getting summoned in the middle of watching a show because you dont get a chance to pause and by the time you come back you have to find where you left off again

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sometimes i dont manage to hold on to my chair when they summon me and im just sitting on the floor with no legs like sup. how can i help you kids

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also fun: being summoned with your own hand down your pants

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dilutedaspirations replied to your post:wow

Wow?

wow

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wow

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i almost made a post about how ive seen a handful of demons on this site but have yet to find a demigod but really i dont actually want to find demigods on here

[greelin]

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry