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valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

The main character of the last movie/ TV you watched is now your lawyer. Are you good in court?

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yes

no

results

Voting ended onJan 4

#jack shephard is NOT winning my case

avatarskorra

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

#posing on the grave of byler #a la grant gustin

devourites

mutual 1: getting really into gay sex lately

mutual 2: what the hell is a credit caard....... i thought those were where people put their pronouns.

mutual 3: DOES ANYONE KNOW IF IT WILL GET BETTER

mutual 4: siiiighhhh world's longest day at least i get to go home and have phone in bed time #myphone #mybed

mutual 1: i neeeeeed him like i need him like (picture of character from a soap drama from the early 2000's)

mutual 3: I THINK. I' BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 3: THEYRE GOING TO RIP OFF MY ARMS- post cancelled the phone call was actually thirty seconds long

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 2: i dont even know how to do meth and you want me to pay taxes? unreal.

mutual 1: (mikey way Can I Say Something image)

mutual 2: MATH. MATH I MEANT MATH. i dont do meth but i think i could figure that out. unlike basic addition.

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 6: (picture of a character never before seen by anyone) does anyone else think she should have been a lesbian. anyway good morning.

mutual 4: phone in bed phone in bed. why is everyone dying on this app

soracities

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

paper-mario-wiki

HEY wanna read but annoyed on where to find copies of books?

Here's an archive with millions of PDFs of books and papers and magazines and essays and stuff.

meltedgarment

I've been looking for such archives, thanks

fealty-to-thee

i was not going to publish this essay because i don’t like to yell but here the fuck i am.

the first link broke, here you go

approximateknowledge

"this would be so good if it was good" might just be my favourite sentence to use when analysing any media

because it's not a meaningless thing to say

some things will always be mid at best, but sometimes things that suck could be so good, if only they were good

#kfam

doctorcurdlejr

At this rate Matt Damon and Ben Affleck could have news in a few years

phovaries

the rapture for gay ppl happening rn

phovaries

silly-little-pal

nachosforfree

After 16 years, fork finally confirms that it is found in the kitchen

frankierotwinkdeath

sunforgrace

jensen ackles and misha collins have just been spotted walking onto the creation con stage holding a pride flag

blossomedsloth

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.