clintoris barton

awww christian baby nooo

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

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[ecologyofmedia]

Look say what you will about riverdale. I’m lying you can’t say anything about riverdale. But the women on there were like…… so insane it made me want to jump up and down. Women are NEVER allowed to be as feral with no consequences in media as they were in riverdale. Betty didn’t have a maternal bone in her body and it was just like a normal trait of hers??? Cheryl was downright cruel a lot of the time and she was ALLOWED TO BE. She got nicer but only to the main cast bc they befriended her. Veronica loved illegal business practices and she murdered her dad and she was never even in DANGER of going to prison. I love this show. Let women be people like they are on riverdale…

[ecologyofmedia]

This is by far my most popular post so here are my favorite additions from my beautiful riverdalians in the comments

- Alice Cooper Was There. Well yes she was <3 she was a horrible but also complex mother without a maternal bone in her body and she told her serial killer husband to kill himself because he was kinda mid and only managed to take out one guy. She joined a cult. She sent her pregnant daughter to a nunnery. She was so perfect in every way.

- Archie’s mom was a bisexual deadbeat. God I think she is so iconic. She gets divorced from a man and a woman and she ditched her 16 y/o son to find herself. She should marry me. Signing up to be Mrs Archie’s Mom The Third today.

- I forgot also Cheryl’s mom was a serial poisoner who killed a ton of people and when they found out they were like fuck… don’t do that Penelope Blossom :/ and she was like okay my bad I’m just a girl (50 y/o woman btw) and they were like okay just DONT do it again.

In essence the Riverdale moms were just as fucked up because being an insane woman who refuses to get better and projects all her horrible trauma onto people isn’t reserved for being young <3 you can also be a murderer and sleep around in your upper middle age <3 and the narrative will never condemn you. Love u riverdale

[romehbo]

[bennyshadow]

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

[bennyshadow]

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[ozempicofficial]

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[assflat]

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[effedupcomments]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person