clintoris barton

awww christian baby nooo

[flawedfemalecharacter]

Does anyone know where ocd ends and psychosis starts?

[flawedfemalecharacter]

Lowkey the best fics are written by ppl who only write shit like omegaverse and porn without plot and then have one giant relatively normal fic

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

i need to have more fun im so young like what

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[ewaneneollav]

a child who is persistently alone & does not want to be alone does not learn that they on occasion have time to themselves during which they can do whatever they want, they learn that occasionally they will have time to themselves throughout which they will do nothing except exactly what they do not want to do - something that is synonymous with that duration of time. if they were being made to do some or other unpleasant thing, like hold their hand on a hot stove, that would not be synonymous with the duration of time, it would be something occupying that duration of time. when they are made ito be alone, the fact that they are alive & conscious is felt as a profound lack rather than the fundamental opportunity atop which all other opportunities are built, & the passage of time becomes something to be endured because it continually implies their continued existence & awareness. life for them then becomes organized not around exploration nor seeking enjoyment or fulfillment, but around strategies for continually enduring the fact that they exist

[treecitysessions]

If you’re in your 20s and your circle isn’t discussing Riverdale meta it’s time to find a new circle . Your network is your net worth

[hbogirls]

i mean fuck i like archie i like jug i like gettin’ milkshakes i like betty i like to fuck i like time looping and gay people and the black hood i like doing riverdale shit, snort it probably would!

[free2buandme]

archie the type of guy to go "i dont deserve a pillow" and throw it on the ground

[flawedfemalecharacter]

I told my therapist im thinking abt quitting drinking and he was like nah dont do that just cut back a bit what a man

[flawedfemalecharacter]

My therapist lowk chiller abt drugs than my friend who lives on the bad side of town

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[trek-tracks]

Stratt (quietly): Grace. I'm Laika-ing you.

Grace (distracted by Skittles): Hold up. Did you just say you like me?

Stratt (motioning to ominous background goons): Let's go with that, yes.

[irate-iguana]

Project Hail Mary Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🪩 astrofaggot69

hail mary launch today how are we feeling gang?

#i’m gonna miss ilyukina what an icon #enjoy your heroin girl thanks for all the unhinged interviews 🫡 #so sad to hear about dubois and shapiro

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🩻 foucaussy Follow

Okay so I did some research into the new science specialist (Ryland Grace) and he wrote the most insane dissertation possibly ever???

🩻 foucaussy

Some of my favourite parts:

#HELP #ryland grace #project hail mary #space

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🎹 jazz-onthemoon Follow

hey remember when they tried to sue eva stratt for breaking every single copyright law and she walked out mid-trial? i’m obsessed with her

🌆 matrixhamlet Follow

OP is obsessed with a dictator who destroyed the ecology of Northern Africa by hiring a murderer to pave the Sahara desert and who literally blew up Antarctica btw

🎹 jazz-onthemoon

god forbid women do anything

🌇 matrixhamlet

STOP calling Stratt a girlboss. People will excuse anything she does under the guise of “feminism” while completely ignoring that she’s a white German woman causing extensive ecological damage that will disproportionately affect people of color. Fuck you and fuck Eva Stratt I hope she goes to prison for life after all this

📜 girl-pentheus Follow

While stratt’s definitely caused environmental damage, both projects you mentioned were in earth’s best interest: the paving of the sahara was to get enough astrophage for the mission that’s literally our last hope for survival (and the countries get to keep the infrastructure afterwards), and antactica was to minimize climate cooling. There’s a lot to question ethically but it’s not as straightforward as you’re making it sound. And yeah this will most heavily impact third world countries but the astrophage crisis was going to do that already??? I just don’t think you can blame the racist structures of the global economy on one woman and frankly people’s tendency to pin everything on her is a bit misogynistic.

Also she’s dutch, not german.

🛤️ muppetmanimeanthey Follow

have we considered that all of the above can be true? stratt is first and foremost privileged as a white woman, but also falls into the “glass cliff” phenomenon — put in a temporary position of

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#reblogging this in honour of stratt’s immunity ending #god the notes are a nightmare lol #politics

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🌁 six-seven-of-nine

launch liveblog everybody strap in

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

wait where’s dubois why isnt he with the others

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

THEYRE SENDING MY SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

#lowkey doxxing myself with this but WHAT #i didnt even know he had a doctorate #i remember seeing his name in articles and thinking it looked familiar but i didnt clock it until they showed his photo just now #edit: he was a great science teacher for all the people asking

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🌠 lokkenandbarbie Follow

Okay updated version for the new crew

FMK: project Hail Mary astronaut edition

Fuck yao marry ilyukhina kill grace

Fuck yao marry grace kill ilyukhina

Fuck ilyukhina marry yao kill grace

Fuck ilyukhina marry grace kill yao

Fuck grace marry yao kill ilyukhina

Fuck grace marry ilyukhina kill yao

Bald

Voting ended onJul 21

And don’t come after me with the “oh this is so disrespectful to their sacrifice” bs again, you know ilyukhina would have loved it

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[flawedfemalecharacter]

Explained stucky to my millenial therapist