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[just-shower-thoughts]

I used to notice my shadow a lot more when I was a kid

[just-shower-thoughts]

I crave Chick-Fil-A the most on Sunday’s

[flexyy-lexie]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[tastefullyoffensive]

[deb-bie]

[loginquitas-blog]

#if you claim you did not sing this in the tune you sit on a throne of lies.

[izzythesailorongigapausedotcom-]

fUCK

[fitnika]

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

[slimarabia-blog]

when your pokemon has 4 good moves and is trying to learn another one

[endlessanimation]

[beefyravioli-deactivated2015122]

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

[keithsweatshop]

my favorite thing to do is not talk

[jmmiy]

[nutmylkboy]

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

[fuzzy-robot]

this is the most important video of my life

[adrianshidden]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

Oh… no no no

[astrolouis-deactivated20200816]

reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[fuks]

[princess-pizzas]

This is the content I came to see on this website

[old-manrupee]

They’re learning how to open .rar files