Rupee's Ramblings

Cis white male who thinks he might be ace but horny (confusingly). I try to stay as open hearted and open minded as I can. Born in the 80s. Full nerd, Nintendo player and silly isekai manga reader. Compassion and stupid puns 4 life!

[old-manrupee]

Polycules but make it rhyme with Hercules. Ah yes the infamous ancient greek philosopher Polycules

[waestlandbaby]

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

[yamada-ryo]

[retroactivebakeries]

#sfw dullahan activity

[yamada-ryo]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[theunfairfolk]

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

[theunfairfolk]

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[professorlizzard]

If you have been thinking about why I tag cats as Categorical Imperative, its not because it has the word Cat in it, but because of Kant's famous saying "Act only according to that maxim where you see a cat you post it".

[old-manrupee]

Yeah ok have your fanfic be a completely different AU like a coffee shop AU or whatever fine. BUT keep one character exactly the way they are in canon, it's WAY funnier that way.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[sleepyquietgirl]

maid takes a chug from her flask

princess: what is in that?

maid: it's water for adu-

princess' eyes get really big

maid: for MAIDS, it's for maids

[sleepyquietgirl]

older princess is having a drink

princess: what's that?

older princess: oh this? I guess you can try a little bit haha

princess sniffs the glass

princess: smells like maid water

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[sisyfigs]

sir john franklin led frederick cook most of the way to the north pole before ditching him and talking shit all over the spirit world about how he never made it the rest of the way lol

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

[childrenlastdawn]

[chilewithcarnage]

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you