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one time my friend went to school wearing a diaper. he walked into his math class, shouted at the top of his lungs "I POOPED MY PANTS!" /actually/ pooped in his pants (oh god the smell) and then ran out. the teacher started crying.
You poop in school washrooms? What if something crawled up your asshole
i had a dream that one girl on bad girls club pooped and peed into a pitcher and threw her stinky excrement onto someone else in the house. then I woke up thinking about the mayor of Toronto...
One morning, I was playing video games because I was already ready for school and was waiting for my mom to finish getting ready. Being the little shit I am, I yelled "hey mom!" And tried to fart really loudly. Normally it works on command, but it took a little extra pushing that time. Anyways long story short, I ended up sharting myself, staying home from school that day, and ruined a pair of my favorite boxers.
i have a poop story. so one time i was on a coach and i had a two hour journey ahead of me. i realised twenty minutes into it that i had to poop really badly. we stopped at a cafe, i ran straight into the bathrooms. i took the biggest poop of my life and it was part diarrhea, and it wouldn't flush. i tried to take the toilet brush and force it down the toilet but that didn't work, and i just ended up getting shit all over the toilet brush and toilet seat. i had to abandon it and i felt so bad.
You’re forgiven
Couple days ago my friend was telling me this story about when she was in 6th grade she was pooping at school and when she stood up to wipe some poop fell onto her pants and she had to take them off and wash them in the sink.. And I was like Wtf Who wipes standing up?! Lol
When I was in kindergarten, I had to poop while waiting for the bus so I just pooped in my pants and sat in it for a few hours at school until my teacher noticed.
I'm farting In class as we speak
Fart on
one time my sister and i were babysitting this little girl and i had to go poop. they had two bathrooms in their house and we were upstairs so i decided to use the upstairs one, well i flushed and everything was all fine and dandy until i had to go to the bathroom again (just a routine pee this time) i used the downstairs bathroom and when i walked in, guess what i saw? My turd from the other toilet! apparently the upstairs toilet was broken and it flushed into the other toilet? dont ask me how.
!!! Haunted turd
one time in school the bell rang so naturally everyone started going to their next class through the hallway. As soon as I stepped foot in the hallway, I was suffocated by this horribly disgusting smell. The next thing I knew we were being rushed back into our classes for a lockdown drill because some kid took a big nasty poop in the hallway. The true story of, pooping in school.
omg this one time when my sister was little and we shared a room it was the middle of the night and she woke me up and said she had to go to the bathroom so she went and I turned the light on and there was a turd on my carpet
Whenever I DO poop in school, I think of you.
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One time when I was in kindergarten I had this sickness that made me have to fart all the time but when I would fart POOP WOULD COME OUT and I was at school trying not to fart but i diD and I pooped my pants and the school had to let me borrow some underwear from them
One time I had to take a poop test so I pooped on a black container then I had to stuff it into a tube and shake it
I can't believe I'm telling you this but one time I went to a huge party with my sister and she got really drunk and ended up having diarrhea in the hot tub and we sprinted to the car and god it was awful.
one time in kindergarten i shat myself but kept it a secret but the other kids kept telling me that they could smell me. then i went home and i remember taking off my pants and undies and seeing my dick was crusty with poop
When i was younger i used to share a room with my step brother and one day we had to move his dresser to get something that fell behind it. turns out he was taking shits at night and rolling it into balls and putting it behind his dresser because he was afraid of getting in trouble for being up to go tot the bathroom at night
LOL