Dont Worry. Im Not Good At My Job

An ask blog for my irken and their bot. Their job is to scout for potential planets to send invaders to and spot any signs of rebellion or general resistance They/them (Main blog: @fan-art-maker)

[flich-theirkenscout]

Oh? Who was that?

“What are you talking about???? I didn't hear anyone and i mean it's just me and Noi and Noi can't talk so yeah”

[flich-theirkenscout]

Have you ever committed any other crimes besides not doing your job correctly?

“Well it's not actually a ‘crime’ to not do my job correctly. Not many irkens both want this low credit job and it has a to not of requirements, but of course I haven't ever committed any cr-”

“-imes....”

[thunder-and-spikes]

Flich stared at the smeets especially Nia "small... and one of her antenna are like the top of mine" (@flich-theirkenscout)

"Dunban broke Nia's antenna before they were born." "Mek sighs* "I feel so awful, I know I couldn't do anything to prevent it but I can't do anything about it either."

[flich-theirkenscout]

They looked at Mek

"Not really. But I feel like she's going to be very strong!"

They smiled at Nia

[thunder-and-spikes]

The irken with zigzag antenna looked at her "um Mek right? Well I just wanted to let you know I think you'll be a great mom to your smeets! You are really nice and a good irken so I think you'll do great!" (Flich-theirkencout)

*She shakes her head* "I'm still not sure about myself... what if I make a mistake? What if I can't provide for them?" *Dread fills her eyes as she whimpers* "... What if I can't protect them?"

[flich-theirkenscout]

"Well first off I think you'll be able to do all of that. And second. You've got tons of us to help! I know there's probably several irkens who'd drop everything to help you...Me included!"

[thunder-and-spikes]

*she looks around, realizing there actually are a lot of people there to help... she says nothing and cries some more, but this time, she's smiling*

[flich-theirkenscout]

They beamed up at her

"if you ever need help with your smeets me and Noi will gladly help take care of them. I know you have little reason to trust us but I'll let the offer stand"

[thunder-and-spikes]

The irken with zigzag antenna looked at her "um Mek right? Well I just wanted to let you know I think you'll be a great mom to your smeets! You are really nice and a good irken so I think you'll do great!" (Flich-theirkencout)

*She shakes her head* "I'm still not sure about myself... what if I make a mistake? What if I can't provide for them?" *Dread fills her eyes as she whimpers* "... What if I can't protect them?"

[flich-theirkenscout]

"Well first off I think you'll be able to do all of that. And second. You've got tons of us to help! I know there's probably several irkens who'd drop everything to help you...Me included!"

[flich-theirkenscout]

Whats an irken scout?

“Technically my job is to scout for new planets for invaders to work with and well...search for potential rebellions or general resistance buuut...I don't really report the second part of my job...”

[flich-theirkenscout]

Uhhhh Hello. Who are you?

“Oh!! Hi!!! I'm Flich on of the few irken scouts! And this is Noi! My navigation observation and investigation bot!”

[not-a-tallest]

Flich: Wow! You're both really big! And fluffy! Are you part of the resisty thing I keep running into and ignoring? (@flich-theirkenscout)

How... did you get on our ship????

[flich-theirkenscout]

"I don't know. I guess I'm just small enough to slip in?"

[flich-theirkenscout]

"Um hello? Ah yes! I'm Flich! It's exciting to meet you all!"