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"Man. This place sure brings back memories for me."
"You broke out, didn't you?"
"Oh my God, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!"
"Look at that majestic ass motherfucker."
"I assure you all that I will not embarrass myself like last time."
"Do not be alarmed! I’m about to be hilarious!"
"Oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
"So I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, ____'s covered in blood, got an ice pick-"
"I think that guard you killed had a family."
"______, why are you getting naked?!"
"Okay, I'm coming in! Also, you're gonna need a new back door."
"I'd do anything to you. FOR you!"
"I guarantee that if I get out of this chair, you'll end up in one with wheels."
"Awesome! Wait, what just happened?"
"Isn't this great? It's just like when we were younger."
"I wasn't thinking about killing you."
"Why he touchin' my man? Where's he go with my man?!"
"I DON'T REMEMBER, MAN! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM!"
"You can do me! IT! It. You can do it!"
"That's right! I'm in charge now!"
"Come on, let me get them digits, baby! Let's make this a thang!"
"Oooooh, that's probably not good."
"Aw, it should be illegal to be dat fine!"
"This doesn't seem like the time for polka renditions of Kesha songs."
"Why don't you just be yourself and tell him how you feel?"
"And she tore through that chain fence like it was tin foil!"
"I'm working on a dream journal project about ab muscles for-- Biology."