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@flippinoptimist
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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
Literatures of Italian, Dalmatian, Romanian, Rhaetian, Sardinian, Corsican languages
I would perish instantly
whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*
ethical median maximalism is the theory that instead of working out which things are individually ethical you should just try to determine the average of whether you should do the thing and then if it's no you should stop doing things and if it's yes you should do all the things. This theory is also sometimes called second-order or dereferenced kantianism, with third-order kantianism being the idea that basically always
uh... I know people *say* philosophy asks unanswerable questions and seeks to be deliberately obtuse, but aren't ethical frameworks usually supposed to come up with like... an actual answer?
that people can use? This seems like a convoluted way to get to "Do anything" or "Do Nothing" and I think I just answered my own question.
randomized ethical median maximalism was created in response to ethical median maximalism by scholars skeptical of the idea that humans could or should, or, for that matter, shouldn't, wherein once you've determined the average of whether you should do the thing you can apply that as a random chance of whether you should do the thing instead. Continuous randomized ethical median maximalism adjusts this based on circumstances by repeatedly multiplying the chance that you should by (1+epsilon) if you should've and (1-delta) if you shouldn't've. I hope that helps.
please note that the theory of probability is a separate and complex field of its own that I
should not at this time explain
A correspondent asks:
#philosophy #you lost me at the math im sorry #i want to understand #i guess i just dk where any of the numbers used are coming from. like #is the ethical median like if you asked a randomized sample of people across the world if something was moral? #bc even as a theoretical thing that would be hard to do because of cultural differences imo
The traditional formulation of ethical median maximalism concerns itself solely with the ethical average and not the source numbers from which that average should derive. One of the most compelling philosophical arguments against ethical median maximalism as traditionally formulated, in fact, is the idea that as the number of things we should or shouldn't do goes to infinity, the median value of our ethical choice might diverge.
(For those shaky on the math, that means that it's easy to decide the ethical median if there's only like three things you're considering doing. Maybe you're considering killing someone, but you've tentatively concluded that might be unethical. Then there's hugging a puppy, which you're pretty sure is okay. Then maybe you're like thinking about pirating software. As soon as you figure out whether it's okay to pirate software, you have the ethical median: two things are okay, so everything is allowed; or, two things are wrong, so nothing is okay whatsoever and you can only notionally curl up in a notional ball and modally wail. Nominally speaking, no matter how many more things you add to the list, as long as you stick to an odd number of ethical conundra, you will never risk ethical uncertainty under ethical median maximalism. However, it's possible that as you start to throw literally every possible ethical question in there, instead of a rapid convergence on a defined answer like "yeah, go for it" or "nope, we live in a fallen world or something, this stuff is bad," you will see a rapid wobbling back and forth, a "hyperexponential ethical oscillation" (which is really just technical jargon for "uh oh,") between the definite conclusion that you should and the result that you should not. This kind of ethical oscillation means that you can't turn to the already somewhat philosophically suspicious idea of mathematical limits in order to determine what the result will be when you finish throwing all possible ethical choices into the pot---it could go either way, stranding us on the tidal island of the human condition again. Ethical median maximalists generally believe that a sufficiently large sample of ethical answers will show a sufficiently firm trend towards "do" or "do not," at which point they can stop taking samples ... but of course, such ideas are not reliable.)
Why, then, do we care at all about ethical median maximalism?
Mostly, the ethical median maximalist would say, because if we do not continuously seek the ethical average, we will be forced to consider situational nuance and the possibility that doing the thing could be both good and bad, or that both doing and not doing could have merits, which is, first, functionally unsustainable, and, worse, leads to potential hyperexponential ethical oscillation itself.
What you're referring to with your thought is actually something called a randomized sampling ethical oracle, which relies on the so-called "wisdom of crowds" to resolve ethical dilemmas. As you point out, it's enormously difficult to avoid intrinsic sampling bias when you're doing this, even in the abstract thought experiment stages before you get to the point of actually trying to interview a selection of random individuals. Worse, any given sample can only solve a single ethical dilemma, as if you try to solve all ethical dilemmas simultaneously using this method you will be stuck interviewing people basically forever, after which time it will be too late to do anything ethical anyway.
As another correspondent also mentioned issues with the math, I should further clarify that "epsilon" and "delta" here are meant to represent arbitrarily small numbers.
Let me step away from the specific context of ethical median maximalism for a moment, and, for that matter, of ethics entirely, because there's a general decision-making principle here that's potentially interesting even to people who find the above discussion functionally meaningless.
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Let's say you find yourself guessing about what to do.
You think ... maybe ... there's a 30% chance you should do something.
And you do it, and you turn out to be right. It was a good move.
You shouldn't immediately go back and change how you think to say "oh, I should always definitely do that kind of thing."
Like, you're baking. And you think, "I should add more salt? Maybe?"
And you go "oh what the heck," and do it.
And it comes out well. That's confirmation, but, is it really so much confirmation that any time you think should I add more salt? you should definitely do it? If you just sit there over your baking project and pour salt in ... will that work? Probably not.
So one thing you can do is you look at the ideas you have in your brain, and each time one of them proves good, you make it a little stronger. Just a little. The tiniest bit. Like, multiplying it by 1.1. Or 1.0001. Whatever. You just give it that much extra strength in your head.
From now on, it's not a 30% chance you should add salt. It's a 30.03% chance. Or whatever. If you actually rolled it.
And maybe you add salt again in the future. And it works. So now it's like 30.06%.
And eventually you add salt and it's a mistake, so you multiply the odds by .99999% instead, or whatever.
In practice, the number stuff is really only useful if you're a computer, or you're actually randomizing your actions. And conversely no one's actually precise and unbiased enough when not randomizing their actions using a formal random number generator or whatever to multiply their chance of doing whatever by 1.0001 or .99999 or whatever otherwise. But the idea of "this worked, so I can take the parts of my thought process that were for it, and give them just a teeny tiny bit more credence in the future, not much!! Explicitly just a tiny bit!" or the converse if it didn't, extends beyond the probabilistic context.
Conscientiously applying this in every aspect of your life is known as broad-scale oopsy-doopsy epsilon-delta monte carlo conscientialism, and arguably does serve as a useful counterbalance against, e.g., the seductive allure of ethical median maximalism and its kin.
I hope that helps!
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i got an award for postin a hundred times, im hype for it. apparently im a content creator
i can highly reccomend dating assholes, 10/10, most fun
for science, is the earthling a strider
ab2olutely not
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a ah, pawfoot vanta2
he2 the 2ame 2iize a2 me and ii partiicularly liike that part
yeah, im quadded to somebody thats outgrowin me so i get you. im stayin on the ride, though, we make it work.
hope things are all good in your clade's world
i get a lot a peace a mind from bein prepared to win any conflicts that might come to my doorstep, but your mileage may vary. what are you up to lately, man?
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we remodeled my old apartment 2iince ii'm 2tiill 2hort enough two liive there
i can highly reccomend dating assholes, 10/10, most fun
for science, is the earthling a strider
that's fair. For what its worth, i still got the sense a morals and things, i just got interestin taste in friends. i don't let my friends make moral choices for me tho if that makes sense.
no hard feelins if its betta for your pan to block me
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i get a lot a peace a mind from bein prepared to win any conflicts that might come to my doorstep, but your mileage may vary. what are you up to lately, man?
@flippinoptimist replied to your post “hm ii feel liike ii 2hould be worriied, a biit”:
oh shit signs of life. bout anythin in particular?
2ome people have been um
pretty up2et wiith the 2hiit wiith vrii2ka
we've got each other blocked now but, you know
youre talkiing two them 2o liike,,
that's fair. For what its worth, i still got the sense a morals and things, i just got interestin taste in friends. i don't let my friends make moral choices for me tho if that makes sense.
no hard feelins if its betta for your pan to block me
rock the fuck on, man, grats
are you kitted out on diving / scuba gear and evil lair shit yet
Evil lair very much yes.
Diving technically no 8ut I do have that seadweller amulet, which is good enough for me.
sounds kitted out to me!
am II the only per2on who know2 how two triim po2t2 anymore?
yeah im on mobile
remind me?
they al2o diied
I mean that one's just par for the fucking course around here, let's 8e real.
i mean, i was sort of wondering
but if its handled and youre in a place that sounds pretty alive, that sounds like shits at least over w/, which is always nice
dude same i probably missed like uh
important shit
what you up to lately / whats your livin circumstances
got any hot gossip or braggin?
I'm not at the fucking 8ase anymore, that's something.
Got the island like I was promised. Ended up putting my hive on someone else's post-game Earth variant. 8een living there since.
Also I'm mostly a they/them now, that's pro8a8ly important.
rock the fuck on, man, grats
are you kitted out on diving / scuba gear and evil lair shit yet
Fig. 3: A mechanical analogy of the radical-pair mechanism.
Mouritsen, 2018
man mobile is fuckin ass
i oughta reinstall extensions n shit
how did they break the enter key on just my keyboard and not my screen