ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST

simeon 💀 adult 💀 she/her, it/its, or deathself pronouns 💀 nonbinary lesbian 💀 autistic 💀 psychotic 💀 🇦🇺

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oh yeah here’s my carrd

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It’s my birthday :)

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i can’t believe nate was born today

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yesterday i did not exist

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truly an example of the beauty of nature and reproduction

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It’s my birthday :)

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i can’t believe nate was born today

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Hey did y'all know fuckin arin Hanson provided additional voices for the owl house??? That was not a casting credit I expected to see

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oh you have NO idea. i know so much random behind-the-scenes trivia about modern cartoons. did you know that the co-creator of glitch techs created fanboy and chum chum.

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yall think you’re experiencing something with the steve from blues clues video. you have no goddamn idea. my brother is developmentally disabled and blues clues has been his favourite show for the last twenty years. ive seen every episode of blues clues probably a hundred times over. yes, including joe. ive even seen the new one! last time i visited my parents in june i watched dozens more episodes of blues clues because jason likes to watch tv on his kindle and the tv at the same time so whenever you are in the house blues clues is on. thats my life. my life is full of blues clues. ive seen every episode of the show where blue is a mascot costume and can talk. ive seen more blues clues than the editors of blues clues. “you grew up with me” i saw you last week man

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Ok?!?!? so what’s your fucking point dude???

This is by far the most cringe a la cringe of humble brags I have ever read.. Totally could’ve had a heartwarming or sentimental moment but no.. You had to boast about how you endured blues clues endlessly for 20 years???

Smfh at you people

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why is a 32 year old daddy dom reblogging my personal post to complain im not being inspiring on main

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this post is so insanely funny...i’m not sure if i can handle this. look at this. this is something that’s actually in his bio. i can’t take this anymore.

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one time i saw a rather mediocre fanfiction describe a vagina as “clamping down” on a dick and i haven’t been able to get that imagery out of my mind. just imagine a vagina with teeth.

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I love tfa waspinator so much so fucking much at any given moment I am brimming with tfa waspinator emotions

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i just love waspinator in general. That’s A Bug.

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crawling out of my grave because i recently rewatched tfp but. i think about hurt a lot. it’s genuinely such an amazing episode and yet at the same time i dread having to watch it because of how tragic it is. just...”then why don’t i feel any different?” don’t touch me ever again i’m inconsolable. 

anyway hopefully they don’t do this to the character of the same name in glitch techs and traumatize her and nothing bad happens ever. yes, because i’m totally not about to jinx myself by saying this and accidentally manifest something terrible. save me.

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HELLO??????

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i almost forgot about messytails! thank you, whang, for ruining my life!

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this is literally the post that killed prince philip

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girls named miko my beloved

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so ive been rewatching glitch techs recently and why the bloody hell is sanitron hot

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actually i might just make an enasona with bug features because i’m cool like that

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should i watch serial experiments lain? it looks really fascinating to me, but i don’t know whether or not i should watch it.

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can we get some wazzzzpinator headcanons in this household? i apologize, i am what they call a "basic bitch."

WASPINATOR MY BOOOOOYYYY!!!

Okay I'm going to stick with idw waspinator just for clarity and cohesion 

1). Post-war, Waspinator runs Maccadam's New Old Oil House. He was a regular at blurr's Maccadam's, had his own seat. Waspinator is friendly, likeable, and loves drinking and being around people. He makes an excellent new bartender and it's where all the cybes from the destroyed cybertron like to hang out.

2) after waspinator got stabbed in crystal city in dark cybertron the others left him for dead, but there was still ore-13 left here from shockwaves shenenigans. Just a leetle bit. Waspinator ended up grabbing it without even knowing what it was and survived this mortal wound. He kept it as a lucky charm and still doesn't know what it is, but it does render him functionally immortal.

3) waspinator is a forged beastformer who saw the start of the war. As a beastformer he had very few rights on cybertron and joined the Decepticons as a direct result.

4) He's always done what he's told but after his near death experience he aggressively decided he wanted to be a good person. He's spent most of his life making decisions based on what he thought was mostly likely to keep him alive and it usually nearly killed him, so he's decided he's going to do whatever he thinks is right now whether it kills him or not. Somehow it's working out for him way better.

5) He was on the first spacebridge transport to caminus to help with relief efforts after the combiner incident. He spent literal days toiling in the sun, digging through rubble with his bare hands to find people and didn't complain once. He's used to this kind of hard menial thankless labour and didn't expect any kind of thank you, he just knew it was the right thing to do and that's what he does now. He ended up saving dozens and dozens of people who were injured, unconscious, or starving after several days of being trapped. Again he wasn't really expecting a thank you or anything, just to go back home eventually, so he was particularly stunned when he was given an award for heroism by the camiens and officially recognized. He's extremely popular on caminus.

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shoutout to her. she isn't real but shoutout to her anyway.