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My finished Halloween mask!

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Annapolis in ice

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Ice storm

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I thought I had this one in the bag, but then Whit put her card down. Want to guess what's what?

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Fun with Cards Against Humanity

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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'"

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Micro midterm. #highestscore

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Halloween costume 1 of 2: confused and distraught Cheesecake Factory patron.

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#bassnectar

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Omg you guys I

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Blister #jimmyeatworld

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Polaris#jimmyeatworld #futures

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"We've done nothing wrong" #jimmyeatworld #futures

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

[flyawaymax]

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

[hardollarsign]

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery