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FLORENCE PUGH actor with a weirdly low voice and a confusing laugh. occasionally cooks. tzatziki goes with everything.

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ncrmanii​:

okay, okay… nice save. i’ll give you that. only ‘cause i got that number one spot and flattery will get you everywhere. well thank you, i had to work on that after my confidence took a hit for a while but things are lookin’ pretty good these days. oh you don’t gotta worry ‘bout that. if it’s one thing about me, i always keep my word. not to mention that a sexy and talented woman is my weakness. i mean hey i’m down to link up and show you the action to back up all the talk.

i’m great at saving my ass. but seriously, i find you smokin’ hot. why weren’t you on everybody’s list... that is mind-boggling. keep working on that confidence, darling. it’s sooooo goddamn sexy. hmm, we might need to meet up soon. i need to see you in action.

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text || flo ✨

babs: noooo i locked myself out last night, but i've been in that apartment since friday.

babs: :( i love u so much. how are u, flo?

flo: so is this your new apartment? you better give me a tour soon.

flo: i love you so much :(

flo: i am swell, thank you for asking. how are you?

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imessage ->flo

syd: ohhhh stop you ima blush now

syd: when can i see your pretty face

flo: please blush. i bet you look gorgeous when you're blushing.

flo: whenever you'd like.

flo: i'm free right now.

[glorygossip]

Looks like Florence is seeing both Timothèe and Elizabeth Olsen. Which one will she end up dating? Let’s bet at the MGM on Chalamet.

Tomotheé. Alexa play Obsessed by Mariah Carey. @flopcgh, @chalamalebingbong, @lizzeolsen​

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why, oh why are people betting on my love life in vegas? quite disturbing, quite hilarious. 

[rainbowkarolina]

FLORENCE PUGH as ALICE Don’t Worry Darling dir. Olivia Wilde (2022)

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imessage ->flo

syd: stop looking so hot wtf

syd: i'm like actually offended

flo: says you.

flo: you're always looking delicious baby 👅

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chalamalebingbong​:

can’t help that you make me feel a certain way whenever we go new places together. you in new settings, new lighting, new environments..you’re just immaculate. i can even make it a pinky promise.

ahhh. stop being such a smooth operator!

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text || open ✨

babs: two days by myself

babs: two whole fucking days until i locked myself out of my new apartment because i fucking suck

babs: i'm sitting in a cafe next to my apartment crying my heart out because i can't fucking do anything right and i'm a mess and just stupid

babs: wanna come and keep me company until the locksmith gets here? since it's sunday and father's day, he said it's gonna be at least two more hours.

flo: and you're just texting me now? i could have saved the day two days ago!!!!

flo: aw, baby. don't you cry! get rid of those tears from your pretty eyes.

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chalamalebingbong​:

i definitely don’t not want you to sit on my lap and just tell me about your day. so i can look into your eyes and you can have my full undivided attention. then fuck the shit out of you after.

well, well, well... ain’t that something. i like it when you talk dirty to me. is this a promise?

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niallerh​:

PRIVATE: i’m not tryin to make myself out to be a saint but i also never thought that i’d see her again after i admitted said infidelity. it happened and i took the shit that followed without makin a big deal out of it. she was hurt and was allowed to act on that but shite… didn’t think that it would haunt me five years later when she decided to play house with my best mate. still can’t get over the fact that you dated JD from Scrubs. how about no? i don’t want to trigger whatever the fuck it is that she’s goin through when it comes to me and my name. the mere sight of me seems to shove a stick up her ass and we should definitely avoid that at all costs. wait.. they dated before??? the fuck? that’s fuckin hilarious.

PRIVATE: why did you think you were never going to see her again? dude, she’s like the biggest star right now. she’s everywhere! and for good reason, too. she’s a delight to have in hollywood. then again, you’re rarely in the states, huh? makes sense because you never come by my place and say hello. i’d just let it go, ni. other people deal with trauma differently. you think you could move on five years, like okay, that’s great, but hailee obviously does not have the same attitude as you do. we’re all going to react differently. ha, i did date JD from scrubs. talk about a fever dream, huh? he may be pretty, but damn he’s a fuckin’ cheater. i had no idea that you and tom like to date the same girls. are you in some bro cult or something?

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chalamalebingbong​:

well. i get the little butterflies in my stomach thing. but then little timmy starts thinking for big timmy.

aw. ain’t that just adorable? hmm... tell me more about what you want.

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what kind of things come to mind when i call you hot? @chalamalebingbong​

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𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗴 📱 𝙥𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙚𝙬

hailee: i can kick his ass if needed

hailee: you know i'm ready

flo: we did a lot of our own stunts in hawkeye. he should be afraid of us!

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lizzeolsen​:

That’s weird, because I like that too. What a coincidence?

if you like it so much, then why aren’t you in my bed right now?

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ncrmanii​:

and yet i wasn’t on your hot list… so what’s the real truth here? i mean, for the record, i never said i wasn’t. i was real close to putting my name on the list but i dunno if that’s too conceited. well damn, if you’re sweating so much just from looking, i could really make you sweat in other ways.

if it was up to me, everybody would have been on my list. including you. hell, you would be number fuckin’ one if was putting these people in particular order. bitch --- i would’ve died if you decided to put yourself on your list... because damn, i love how confident you are. it’s so sexy. oh yeah? hopefully you’re not an all talk, no action kind of gal because i love the way that sounds... you making me sweat in other ways. that’s hot!

[marvellegends]

FLORENCE PUGH — For JCREW

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you got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. but check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! where and why!?

i know i'm a bit of a whore, but is that really a good enough reason to get kicked out of the country for? i get the whole time traveling, superhero gimmick, but being deported for being a whore? fuck off! you’re such a dick, but i love you. anywhere else in the world? hmm. i’d just go back to oxford and be with my family. there’s no other place i’d rather be than with them.