Awesome Sauce

This is my blog, i post everything i think is funny and i wizardpost recreationally

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Asked for a glock with a switch and got a gun and a femboy?

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My apprentice keeps exchanging scrolls with the local forest nymph instead of studying his tomes… Is there any way I could discourage this behavior? He hasn’t even learned guiding light yet because of this tomfoolery…

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Doctor analyzed my stool, turns out i eat a lot of mahogany and screws

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If they ever ban single-use plastics i’ll make a spork factory

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Showing my anarchist girlfriend my collection of mcu funko pops wish me luck!

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Why don’t people with heart conditions just learn the true meaning of christmas?

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You gain the ability to talk to animals!! Yay! but now you get to hear the muffled conversations of all your tapeworms :/

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Joining the boycott on J.K Rowling. I will no longer watch hufflepuff girlfriend asmr videos.

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I keep getting assaulted on the street… maybe i should stop wearing my “please assault me” shirt… :/

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My car keeps getting toad…

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Heyy dude! ;) check page 52 ;))) why you ask? Heheh just do it!! Hehe yeah it’s a wiener…

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If i was a victorian child i’d just invest in bitcoin and get rich

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Guys :( i got banned from starbucks.. I should have never worn the cursed amulet… fuck my stupid apprentice life.

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Gen Z stare? What about… Gen Z care? ❤️

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In hospital :( doctor said i have something called bad-bitchitis? He said there’s no cure… i dont know what to do!

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You need to find yourself and not let what people think of you define who you are as a person.

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This image produces a vivid sense of fury and anger in my bones