#apprenticeposting

[wilmotthemerchant]

I believe my apprentice may have been eaten by this goblin, but… I’ve already appointed him as the replacement.

[oliver-the-apprentice]

Friend's from the academy keep asking me how I'm able to deal with my boss so well

By the gods I don't, I try to take halfling's leaf most days to make it through the day, but anytime I get more, my boss just steals it for himself

And I cannot do anything about it or I have to sit in the gelatinous blob as a time out like a youngling

[floppy-toppy]

Guys :( i got banned from starbucks.. I should have never worn the cursed amulet… fuck my stupid apprentice life.

[oliver-the-apprentice]

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NO QUESTIONS ASKED

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https://www.wizard.scam.orb

Boss has that spam spell on so certainly this is reliable, I trust boss

[oliver-the-apprentice]

My boss woke me up in the middle of the night last night telling me it was pride month and I knew what that means

I indeed did know what it meant and blasted the doppelganger in the face

I was then put in the gelatinous blob because it wasn't a doppelganger and he was trying to annoy me about a past situationship that failed miserably

[oliver-the-apprentice]

Okay listen, I'm not an evil Wizard like my boss

However

If I found a spell to inflict the pain of period cramps on a person, I would only ever use that spell specially

[oliver-the-apprentice]

DNI anti-LGBTQ+ idiots, racist idiots, AI bro idiots

Who are you?

My name is Oliver, I’m the apprentice to Zardac The Sinister

Why are you here?

Boss was here, guess I am too now

What are your pronouns?

Oh thank the gods someone’s asked, He/They… but boss just calls me by name or title

I think boss is calling, I should go before he zaps me with The Urn beam…