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you guys know that post that went like “imagine being an alien sent to observe humans and trying to explain that all the humans put themselves on a horizontal altar then die for 8 hours and come back to life”? i think about that post a lot more than i should.

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before i try to sleep more i just wanna remind everyone of the video where the parrot is dancing to a beach boys song and mentally wish that lil birb fren the best of days.

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i was trying to think of a cool way to make never posting an intro trendy and relatable like no intros until trump is impeached but in all honesty even if trump gets impeached i’m still gonna be lazy and not post an intro.

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i was trying to enter my email and i kept putting floral print kink instead of king like yes tru but not what i’m going for rn

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someone: are you okay?

me: :)

someone: is that a yes?

me: :)

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@cferragni uh how dare u use the internet to prove me wrong? i feel like i’ve been attacked here.

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@cferragni here’s the problem with doing an intro....is the taking a picture thing. i hate taking self photographs.

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i still need to intro and feel like that won’t get done today but if you like this post then i’ll come talk to you on gh so that i can make some friends!

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i still can’t see the dash and my blog needs a theme but hello frens