Flourish & Blotts

I Ramble, Rage, and Obsess.

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Moseby has lost it…

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this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[flourish-andblotts]

Hooch is crazy

[s8daily]

#get you two men who can do both

[jack-roscoe]

Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

[maplesyrupao3]

That…is the sexiest thing I’ve been made aware of on this day.

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mood every time i see that fucking banner on here

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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S (1961), dir. Blake Edwards

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How I imagine Americans to make food.

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I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

[celtic-tactical]

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

[lemon-embalmer]

Sailor Moon gif meme: 17. blank space

‡ 17.5. favourite sources of “this shit is so 90s” moments: floppy disks, cassette tapes, denim jackets, arcade games, phone cards

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[flourish-andblotts]

lyanna: his name is aegon targaryen

ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you're naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that's not suspicious at all.

lyanna:

ned: i'm renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith

[reginaphalangephalange]

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The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

[thnkfilm]

“We just want to be together.”

Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dir. Wes Anderson

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BBC Sherlock - The Sign of Four

[dontletthisheartgo]

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

[notmydate]

I love how Sherlock and John appreciate each other’s snarkiness.

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

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All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.