swole goes beyond swagger

I'm caroline and I don't know what I'm doing.

[turnways]

Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time

[gabelandeskog]

the only opinion that matters…

[showerthoughtsofficial]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.

[daisyjonesvol6]

alexa dame mas gasolina

[yulinikka]

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[vase-the-original]

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

[corvigae]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ilybiaegslyb: i love you, bitch. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

[lanchpadmcquack-archive]

The B in IHOB stands for

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[yulinikka]

[yulinikka]

[faceoffs]

He is the greatest goalscorer of this generation, he is your captain, and he’s a Stanley Cup champion, Alex Ovechkin!

[gabelandeskog]

Alex Ovechkin celebrates winning the Stanley Cup in the locker room after Game Five of the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Final (June 7, 2018)

[straprights]

sports are worth it sometimes 

[alienpapacy]

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

[filmstudenting]

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

[faceoffs]

Which Alex Ovechkin are you today?

[battlestarbones]

the wolfmother is a 1000 year old king and she is very tired (x)