Nobody's Crybaby

hi i'm +savannah and i'm gay nice to meet u. i also post a lot of 1d sorry xoxo

[nouies-moved]

#JHOto200M || stream on Spotify | streaming tips | how to vote for the RDMAs ↳ day 15  → louis + pink & white 

[stylesinthewild]

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[twoghostsau]

5 YEARS OF AIMH!!!

[harryshouse]

Another Man magazine ft full body shots

[patroqlus]

[sixpenceee]

okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob

The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:

Playing the clarinet badly

Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)

Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)

Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe

Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)

Wearing clown shoes

Wearing a hoop skirt

Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)

Running (makes them attack you again)

Limping (worse than running)

Crawling (even worse than limping)

[onedcutiepie]

xx

[some-paradise-deactivated202001]

I’m not even being dramatic when I say Harry Styles is the best thing to ever happen to this earth.

[since-he-was-eighteen]

he didn’t.

[harryswpsd]

just like:) YAY

[harryshouse]

i hope harry knows hes doing A Good Job™ and that im so proud of him i could burst

[nsfwtomlinson-deactivated202109]

Louis is on his laptop right now, sipping his yorkshire, literally soaking up all the T rn, looking for anything he might be able to use to contribute to ending Taylor’s career, probably about to skype Kim to ask how she’s doing…all while Harry’s in the background wondering if Louis wants to sit on his face later

[itsjaxterbitch-bye-blog-deactiv]

things about cuddling that fanfictions often fail to mention:

“move my arm is falling asleep”

“i can’t breathe”

“just jam your knee right up my crotch. this is fine”

“omg get up you’re taking up the whole bed”

“did you just fart” “yes” “it’s okay. release your demons”

“did you just fart” “yes” “okay.” *ten seconds later* “AUGH”

“you’ve got bad breath” “omg do i really” “yes” “i’m so sorry” “it’s okay”

*hand is accidentally on a boob/nipple/genital* “omg don’t move”/”omg i’m so sorry”

*can hear the other’s tummy gurgle*

“i’m hungry” “i’m not moving”

“i have to pee” “nooooooo”

*right as one person is about to fall asleep, one of their body parts jerk and it scares the poop out of the other person*

*hours later when they’ve both fallen asleep and are no longer cuddling, one person stretches and softly punches the other in the face*

bonus:

“do you remember when you used to think you were straight”

“do you remember when we thought we were just friends”

[emilypixels]

OTRA Detroit: 32.

[birdonahotdog]

harry and louis suggestion: follow kim on twitter and instagram

[happytinylou]

louis with a puppy

[babymicks-blog]

@Harry_Styles: To everyone who came out to see us on tour, thank you for having us. You’ve been our everything out there, and we love you. Thank you. H