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Don’t know how many chinese history mutuals are awake right now but I do think there’s something to say for how liu bang uses the idea of bisexuality to curry favour with a modern tumblr audience.
it’s kind of a great example of how he won appeal even if the truth is bisexual is probably not a good term for whatever he had happening due to the whole cultural lens of the term.
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OP: Turns out China already had memes back then. These are basically memes from Chinese people several hundred years ago.
Cnetizens: Our ancestors were much more unhinged than us. They used seals the way we use reaction memes.
(OP stumbled upon a seal catalogue from the late‑Ming and early‑Qing dynasties. It was collected by Zhou Lianggong周亮工(1612‑1672), a poet and a seal enthusiast who also loved carving seals himself. He was deeply passionate about collecting seals and compiled an album of seal impressions called 赖古堂印谱Lai‑Gu‑Tang Seal Album, gathering seals carved by himself and other artists. Most of the seals shown below come from this book. Seals are impressed on both sides of every page, with transcribed texts attached. The seals within the volume are arranged from largest to smallest according to their shape. Many of the carved inscriptions are very down‑to‑earth, filled with witty little rants.)
OP: Let’s see just how delightfully laid‑back everyone’s leisure seals are. (cr衡庐篆刻)
Chinese netizens shared their leisure seals(闲章xianzhang). Leisure seals are carvings made purely for personal interest, not the official stamps used for documents. Many people in China enjoy collecting and carving them. One category is book‑ownership seals(藏书章cangzhuzhang, literally seals hiding in books), which people stamp in books while reading. They function much like reading notes, pre‑reading thoughts, or simply mark that one has finished the book.
These are other seals preserved in Lai‑Gu‑Tang Seal Album from hundreds of years ago, leaning toward a more literary aesthetic.
Many museums nowadays also offer souvenir stamps for visitors to leave mementos, and most of them are free of charge. If the stamp runs out of ink, simply ask a staff member to refill it. They can usually get it done very quickly. When you visit calligraphy‑famous scenic spots such as the Forest of Stone Steles(碑林belin), you can get a small portable jade seal carved with your own name as a keepsake.
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love the four chinese classic novels: punch em up, punch em up, punch em up, and ship wars
hey girlssssssss. let’s all kill jia baoyu
some among you may be sickly, stupid, selfish, or horny in a kind of bizarre way, but he’s all of those things at once, which gives you the advantage. you can defeat him. attack
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that
media literacy is knowing when a character would say "i dont vote. why are you bringing politics into this?" no matter how mad it makes you to hear somebody irl say the same thing
This goes for a good amount of the characters who are complained about "oh no they were a cop in the timeskip", a lot of the time they wouldn't have an issue with being a cop and it is perfectly in character.
The number of people who go like 'my beloved war criminal blorbo!' but then act like you poured a drink on them if you suggest they'd be a Republican is honestly pretty funny.
I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”
Stop that’s too funny
objectively, they're right
Ahab is doing something canon for once.
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Ink on paper. I threw everything in Illustrator for the layout and text cuz my ability to draw straight lines and write legibly is extremely lacking.
I won't say it's a widespread trope, but it's definitely a recurring trope I've bumped into from several different furry porn artists where a character is bioluminescent, but it's specifically their glans, and now I'm trying to imagine what evolutionary scenario a brightly glowing cockhead could possibly be adaptive for.
It's only glowing because it's homologous to the glans clitoris, which adapted bioluminescence to guarantee mates could successfully locate it.
Calvin really was the voice of his generation. His generation just doesn’t like to admit it.
Hey bixia, I just wanted to say that I don't care about the rumors that Liu Bang tops. There's nothing shameful or emasculating about engaging in intimacy with your partner in this way, and I will always be loyal to the Emperor no matter how Liu Bang fucks your majesty!
i would like to use this opportunity to clarify my stance on this matter.
we, of the Qin dynasty, are not against gay sex! people are entitled to their sexual proclivities! let a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as i'm concerned!
BUT I AM NOT SPENDING ANY TIME ON IT.
BECAUSE IN THE MEANTIME. EVERY THREE MONTHS, THERE IS A FILTHY, TRAITOROUS PEASANT PLOTTING A POPULAR UPRISING AGAINST MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE.
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