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Hi, I’m Sam! I’m a 23 year old music teacher and clarinetist. This is pretty much just a place for me to post things I like.

[unclefather]

“we can’t excuse student loan debt now. it wouldn’t be fair to people who have paid theirs off!” 

[unclefather]

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[animusrox]

[toastbutteregg]

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[thelilnan]

I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website

[do-you-have-a-flag]

an improvement

[catasters]

[doggosource]

sunday afternoon naps

[matchagirl]

[girlnumbersix]

[stupidpetface]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[woormfoood-deactivated20220614]

another perfect ad on this perfect website

[asimovsideburns]

The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!

The guy in charge of approving ads:

[moonkitty]

i hate people who hate hairless cats

[moonkitty]

like!!! bitch!!! hes fucking pink!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[mlmgods]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Shaggy would never say that. This is far more accurate:

[animatedtext]

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

20 minutes into tumblr mobile he gives you this look